Tuesday, October 19, 2021

The Zombie Raj Mathai

DEAR RAJ (Mathai)

Here I thought you were on the verge of being a great anchor. I believed (as did others) you were slowly developing into the Cronkite comparison. I said it was awesome, Raj, you read the teleprompter and it was wise for NBC to take care of you. Pay you. Resist the offers from 30 Rock and stay in the Bay Area. I've followed your career from mere sports tonsil to dominant news anchor. What has transpired lately?

MY GOODNESS.

What a TOTAL ABOMINATIPON.

Mr. Mathai, you have regressed. You have SUNK to the utter despair of mediocrity. What the hell has happened? You read like a benign robot. There is no human touch. It's as if you were kidnapped by foreign agents, where's the hunman touch, Raj, the robotic you is so evident. Some nights I take a look and shake my head. Are you suddenly a Rep for The Firm or did you just become the ZOMBIE Raj Mathai? I'm now downright DISGUSTED and yet, CONCERNED too.

Again, WHAT A DISGRACE! What a TOTAL ABOMINATION.

5 comments:

  1. In other news, Rich found out that Raj disregards this blog as nothing but gossip.

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    1. Raj may disregard it but clearly you don’t given that you have taken the time to both read the article and issue your opinion for the world to see :-)

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  2. In other, other news...
    Rich has discovered the word "disgusted".

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  3. Maybe Raj is having 'Girlfriend Replacement" problems.
    Happens to all of us at some point.

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  4. So ... The New York gig isn't happening??

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