Wednesday, October 21, 2020

KTVU Triple-Decker BORE Fest at Ten PM; Smith-Lee-Villaloin ZZZZ; Amber Eikel: ND or Orinda Socialite, You Be the Judge; Giants' ZZzz Kuiper Still on 2-Buck Flip Phone; Ronnnnn Owens Report Update; Wednesday Wash

YOU WANT REAL LOW ENERGY? Check out KTVU's yawnfest double colonoscopy setter: Azenith Smith and Amber Lee. Make it a tripleheader with human sleep inducer,  Debra Villaloin.


Were there more furloughs at the Concord Ross Dress for Less? That's the only reason why KTVU would highlight these boring mutts who have all the excitement of a fecal-infested toilet at the Bay Bridge Shell station.
BUMPIN' ALONG: Sorry I haven't been... - Azenith Smith KTVU | Facebook

Good lord, what a lack of energy.

*Then we have her holier-than-thou,  Claudine Wong, still not-smiling since the last days of the Obama administration. Wong continues to think of herself as some KTVU version of Evita, which is a joke, more like a younger Miss Mary Ann. Wong better be careful, she's one trip to the bosses office, that's ND, Amber Eikel, KTVU's Nurse Ratched

Amber Lee - Home | Facebook
 
Eikel reminds me of a thrice-married Orinda socialite caught sauntering at the bar at a high-end Motel 6 asking guys, "do you like cheese fish? I think they're overrated." Eikel was born on third base and thinks she hit a triple. What a bizarre broad. 

*Again, for the 2345th time, another lost soul, ex-Giant Duane Kuiper, mumbling and bumbling on KNBR this morning with Smurph and Smack. The 2-dollar cell phone still used by Kuip and sounding perfectly dreadful and BORING as ever,

*When you really have to take a number 2, listen to Kuip, a world-renowned shit disturber who still uses flip phones.

*Murph has a big day ahead, it's a lunchtime address to the Mill Valley yoga society.

*Jerimiah Crowe, the KNBR PD, hired John Lund which means pricks of a feather ...

*This is how bad KGO is in the mornong: a new series of promos highlighting EL BORRO, Bret Burkhart, have been running, now THAT'S a way to capture the young demo! What's next, Dr. Jack Kevorkian references. Good god!

*MUTE BUTTON TIME: This jerk of KCBS, Jim Taylor, with his ego-trip "reports" from the East Coast. I used to like Taylor but now he's bent on getting his own voice on every actuality, and that's just plain crude and evil, sorta of a male Megan Goldsby.

*BREAKING NEWS!!! It's been 2 minutes since the last time Goldsby was heard on KCBS. Alert the authorities.

*Stan Blunder and Kim Blumbery, KCBS' dynamic duo of unfunny comedy, what a total abomination.

*Time for Greg Papa to go to the gargle voice special. It's been what? Five minutes.

*I'm just getting started.

*What's worse than "The Ronn Owens Report?" The guy with the crappy voiceover introducing the Ronn Owens Report.

*MORE Breaking News: recently apprehended Al Quida terrorists were forced to listen to the Ronn Owens Report and then later killed themselves Investigators claimed they were not tortured but evidence claimed otehrwise.




4 comments:

  1. How many times a week are you going to attack the Ronn Owens report? It is getting very repetitive, we get it you don't like Ronn or his report. I like his report sometimes, as for Ronn I'm neutral, I use to like his show a lot.

    Rush Limbaugh gave an update on his cancer a day or so ago, and then was attacked my Michael Savage, since they are both national hosts, and Michael Savage has a Bay Area connection, I would be interested in a blog about those two. You blog a few days ago about the John Rothmann show was excellent.

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  2. So you find it evil for a female reporter to wear a pair of pants and a pinkish blouse to do a standup , do you? YOu say it resembles fecal matter and isn't expensive enough? Who turned you into some sort of expert or commissar on what people must wear?

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  3. Sounds like Savage thinks Limbaugh is faking his cancer. Savage is the only one willing to take it to the most successful radio pundit. Would like to see other public figures stand up as well. Too many are too afraid, forgetting that they also have free speech rights.

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  4. Sara Zendehnam's lastt KTVU day was yesterday. Please let us know where she sent and maybe why. Her social media said to monitor Facebook, but has not yet said what she'll be doing for a living. She had a nice slender, but well-proportioned figure. I think she said she put in 8 years in the business. No need to publish this comment. It's just an FYI and you may already know all of this.

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