#10 Uh, the multiple wet dreams involving Ann Killion.
#9 Pretending 'Butcher Boy' is Lee Hammer and beating the living crap out of him.
#8 Doing the Nooner while simultaneously looking at pictures of Bonnie-Jill Laflin, every Bone rock girl, the chick that voices the Nooner, Marty Lurie, Michael Urban, and the 'Sports by Brooks' guy.
#7 Taking the entire AT&T Press Box hostage and yelling: "I DID Rome and YOU DIDN'T!"
#6 Pretending 'Ike in Fremont' was a Cumulus big suit and beating the living crap out of him.
#5 Fifteen minutes with Greg Papa: Sample questions: "Greg, you said on my show that JeMarcus Russell wasn't all that bad? Do you think you were wrong? (Amends question to make sure "Chron Live" status is OK) "Greg, would the Niners consider JeMarcus as a back-up?--I hear he's willing to take a pay cut."
#4 Plans new 3-play: "Who's the best Bay Area sports-talk radio host? What KNBR host would make a great pot of spaghetti? How would you react to a KNBR host becoming full-time sub for Jim Rome?"
#3 Having an on-air woody with Neighbor Dave.
#2 Tweets Bob Agnew 20x: "Karma, you son-of-a-bitch!"
#1 Considers new book titled, "If Larry Krueger hadn't been fired, I'd have ended up in Bristol!"
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You knew he jumped the shark when he explained that when he called Fitz and Brooks liars and shills last year,by then saying just very recently-"Hey Bob is doing his job,the Warriors pay him" "And Fitz and I are friends".
ReplyDeleteI would bet everything I have that Hammer and Dickey took him aside and gave him the big company line-"Keep upsetting our teams ownerships and you won't work in this business. BUT, Damon,play along and it can open doors...like filling in for Jim Rome someday".
With the economy bad and sports jobs like his scarce..a scared Bruce is now defanged and no doubt telling himself "Whatever shilling it takes to keep my job"...Reputation doesn't pay my bills!.
Rich,
ReplyDeleteOMFG way 2 funny!!!
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There is only one word that can now describe this GINGER...."NEUTERED" HE HAS OFFICIALLY become a member of the KNIBBER REGIME!
ReplyDeleteHe's still the best we've got, and by a long shot.
ReplyDeleteDoes anyone know why rick titlle is not on the air this morning on 860?
ReplyDeleteRich it's too bad you don't like anyone.
ReplyDeleteRich likes Christina Loren, in an anonymous way.
ReplyDeleteLevi Johnston ended up in Bristol too.
ReplyDeleteI'm just sayin'!!!
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