#10 Uh, the multiple wet dreams involving Ann Killion.
#9 Pretending 'Butcher Boy' is Lee Hammer and beating the living crap out of him.
#8 Doing the Nooner while simultaneously looking at pictures of Bonnie-Jill Laflin, every Bone rock girl, the chick that voices the Nooner, Marty Lurie, Michael Urban, and the 'Sports by Brooks' guy.
#7 Taking the entire AT&T Press Box hostage and yelling: "I DID Rome and YOU DIDN'T!"
#6 Pretending 'Ike in Fremont' was a Cumulus big suit and beating the living crap out of him.
#5 Fifteen minutes with Greg Papa: Sample questions: "Greg, you said on my show that JeMarcus Russell wasn't all that bad? Do you think you were wrong? (Amends question to make sure "Chron Live" status is OK) "Greg, would the Niners consider JeMarcus as a back-up?--I hear he's willing to take a pay cut."
#4 Plans new 3-play: "Who's the best Bay Area sports-talk radio host? What KNBR host would make a great pot of spaghetti? How would you react to a KNBR host becoming full-time sub for Jim Rome?"
#3 Having an on-air woody with Neighbor Dave.
#2 Tweets Bob Agnew 20x: "Karma, you son-of-a-bitch!"
#1 Considers new book titled, "If Larry Krueger hadn't been fired, I'd have ended up in Bristol!"
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