HELP ME! --HELP!!!--HELP!
It's reached epic proportions of mass destruction --I'd assume KPIX thinks this is cool and has a sort of Bay Area en fuego. Not really-- more like a bad case of cholera littered with audio vomit like the following.
Do enjoy and afterwards, get some pepto and seven-up, drink lots of water and eat some sourdough bread. That might diffuse the long-term nausea.
Happy Friday: GAMMMMMMMME ONNNNNNN (Barf bag).
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Showing posts with label Bay Area Night Beat. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Bay Area Night Beat. Show all posts
Friday, October 24, 2014
Friday, October 3, 2014
KPIX Night Beat Is Still 'Turrible'
*Take cutesy selfies that draw attention away from shitty newscast.
*Sing 'GAAAAAME ON!" and mock your own shitty newscast.
*Concede to 415 Media rant about the shameless "Facebook" and "Twitter" references by 86ing them , (sorry, but the show still sucks).
*Veronica De La Cruz: I respected the hell out of you considering your pithy news background but what the hell are you doing on a POS show like this?
*Tie Update: So, the weather guy is tie-less but the sports guy is wearing a tie. So much for sticking to the script. (It looks weird, make up your mind).
Ken Bastida: Serious newsmen do NOT take selfies. Be careful.
Dennis O'Donnell: Keep your eyes off VDLC.
RATINGS: As Charles Barkley would say, "turrible!"
GAME OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!
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Tuesday, September 16, 2014
GAME ON! The Most Influential Anchor At KPIX; VDLC And Power At 855 Battery; New Kid On The Block Rules; TRENDING
"GAAAAAME ON!"
Veronica De La Cruz has built up quite a bit of cachet over at KPIX.
She's apparently taken over the newsroom and dare cross her, she'll handle it, maybe you too. Power is a bitch at 855 Battery.
TRENDING!
This much is certain: she's undeniably thee most influential anchor in the building. They didn't invest over a million dollars to bring her out, (salary, expenses, plus generous chit list), to rearrange the furniture.
They expect numbers and ratings. Everything else is pure coincidental, right? TRENDING!
PIX staffer: "She acts sorta like a dominatrix!" Well isn't that special!
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Thursday, July 17, 2014
KPIX/KBCW Set To Launch New 10 PM Show Monday; De La Cruz To Anchor Solo; New Newscast Tries To Attract Younger Demo
After a months-long delay, KPIX is set to launch its much-anticipated 10 PM newscast this Monday on its sister CW station, KBCW. It will be titled: Bay Area Night Beat. (Creative).Finally.
We've been waiting.
The show, as we noted here, will focus on attracting a younger audience. Therefore, expect a lot of what's trending on Twitter and Facebook updates.
PIX knows it can't beat KTVU with its ratings-leading, "10 O'clock News", but that's not its intention.
PIX is attempting to attract a percentage of viewers; younger, (A18-49), mobile; those that have smartphones and live by the web.
The irony: those in that segment are likely not watching local TV News.
The show will be anchored by Veronica De La Cruz.
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