*Sing 'GAAAAAME ON!" and mock your own shitty newscast.
*Concede to 415 Media rant about the shameless "Facebook" and "Twitter" references by 86ing them , (sorry, but the show still sucks).
*Veronica De La Cruz: I respected the hell out of you considering your pithy news background but what the hell are you doing on a POS show like this?
*Tie Update: So, the weather guy is tie-less but the sports guy is wearing a tie. So much for sticking to the script. (It looks weird, make up your mind).
Ken Bastida: Serious newsmen do NOT take selfies. Be careful.
Dennis O'Donnell: Keep your eyes off VDLC.
RATINGS: As Charles Barkley would say, "turrible!"
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