FROM JAN WAHL: Merry Christmas and Happy Hanukkah, Rich, may you swallow my rotten tofu, asshole!*From Ronnnn Owens: Hey, putz, I wouldn't give you my last mani/pedi if my life depended on it, take a long walk on a short pier, fuckface, and happy holidays!
*From Darya Folsom: Merry Christmas, jerkoff, you are evil and disgusting, go get help, you fucking pig!
*From Foodie Chap: you're an utter disgrace! I wish you the worst Christmas ever!
*From Gasia Mikaelian: Merry Christmas and go screw yourself, little piggy, I hope you get herpes 7!
*From Heather Holmes: I was going to wish you a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year but that would require me actually thinking positive about you and I can't do that considering you're a pathetic, ugly, fat, disgusting, LOSER! Go fuck yourself!
*AH, THE LOVE HERE BRINGS OUT THE BEST DURING THE HOLIDAYS!
*From Brian Copeland: Happy Holidays? I wouldn't wish you a happy holidays if I was about to be sent for a week into Downtown Kabul without a hotel room, cash, and an American Flag draped around my body! Merry Christmas, you pathetic jerk!
*From Reggie Aqui: Screw you blogger, go take your head where the sun don't shine!
*From Larry Beil: Happy Holidays schmuck, may you suffer eternal hell and fury every day the rest of your life, you asshole...WITH AUTHORITY!
*From Aaron Pero: While you have a merry Christmas, you stick your head in the whack-a-mole at Pier 38, jerkoff.
*IT'S BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS!*From Ben Fong Torres: Happy Holidays, Rich and truly just go to hell.
*From Allen Martin: Happy Holidays I always knew you were an asshole.
*From Damon Bruce: You pathetic, low-life loser I wish your the worst on Christmas and that the entire vermin population invades your house.
Have yourself a Merry Little Christmas!
Gary got fired from kron so he couldn't afford a card and stamp.
ReplyDeleteFOR ONCE, YOU ARE ACCURATE.
ReplyDeletetoo funny. you know they all have same writers not an original in the lot
ReplyDeleteOkay, I drew the short straw, so I will be the one to ask;
ReplyDeleteAre those like, real quotes?
Axing 4 a Friend!
Joyeux Noel...
Folsom should change her name to Bicycle. H.H .Too.
ReplyDeleteRich,please tell me this is a joke. If it's not, these media people are disgusting.
ReplyDeleteMy mom always told me that if you don't want others talking bad about you, be a decent person.
If this is true, I sincerely apologise for the crappness that comes your way
The only "crappiness" comes from Rich and is hurled at everyone, much like a monkey flinging poop.
DeleteWOW! How naive can a person be? This is how...
DeleteRich is reporting the truth, yeah the truth hurts. Media people, you've been on notice since 2001. Get right!
DeleteSomehow I got the impression that you were a Hanukkah kind of guy. Are all these folks on the wrong channel?
ReplyDeleteRich, I suggest you read the last edition of Savage Love (Dan Savage) https://www.thestranger.com/savage-love/2018/12/18/37096114/savage-love as possibly Jan Wahl incognito is the first writer, and may explain a lot about why she is like she is.
ReplyDeleteFrom Murph and Mac: Dude! Yookla Rules! You Drool! [audio card plays stupid Paulie Mac parody song about you]
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ReplyDeleteI wonder or he put down on what they would say to him if did RL cards.
DeleteYes, you are too naive.
DeleteNo cards from Larry Baer, Amy G, Kruk and Kuip, and Jon Miller this year? That's a GIANT slight! Or, maybe they are on-assignment this holiday season.
ReplyDeleteLook at these comments! You people think these are real?! You have GOT to be kidding me. How gullible are you all?
ReplyDeleteHilarious. People think these were written by the people and sent to Rich. Man, we get what we deserve, so much gullibility in the world.
ReplyDeleteYes, Jim, you are too naive.
ReplyDeleteIt's good to see you have so many friends!!!
ReplyDeleteIn response to Reggie Aqui, screw Reggie for being an idiot on the Morning News and the lame selfies.
ReplyDeleteThe most amazing thing is Benny Fong didn't use the pronoun "I" in his greeting to you. Must've used them all up this year and is waiting for Santa to give him some more. Like he needs them.
ReplyDeleteFolks, this is satire...
ReplyDeleteHope you dont get your news from The Onion (resisting adding-Fox too)
What a warped, negative, vulgar frame of mind at a joyous and happy time of year. Pathetic. Somebody needs mental guidance.
ReplyDeleteAgreed....he's losing it.
DeleteGotta say that you did a nice job here. Unlike say, a 5PM PIX co-anchor who is becoming pretty stupid-sounding with all the emoting.
ReplyDeleteRoberta Gonzales also wrote you a Card...but spilled her mojito on it.
ReplyDeleteryan scott would send one reminding you he will be on the today show for the 800th time and tune in monday at 9 to watch him make tofu spinich and brown nosing everyone at the same time.
ReplyDeleteGeez, nobody has a sense of humor!
ReplyDeleteOh yeah, that was *funny.*
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