Friday, October 5, 2018

Man Is It Crazy at KTVU

SO, AFTER THEY DISPOSE GREGG KELLEY AS GM, will the Foxies finally rid the KTVU building of HR Countess, Chris Nohr? There'd be a standing ovation if that happened and 54 security cameras inside Channel 2 would prove it!

HOT TOPIC: Time for Pam Cook to write an internal memo praising how great Kelley was since it was she that was one of Kelley's lap dogs.

*I'll tell you who's in the dumper today (Friday); Mark Ibanez and Frank Somerville: both got extensions under Kelley's reign.

Chris Nohn: HR boss at KTVU: Is she next?
Also in the dumper: the saloon lounge bartended near KTVU's studios who now has to cancel "3 PM Last Call."

*SERIOUSLY for a moment, I don't wish doom on most people or places but if you read me you know I've been carping on KTVU a lot the past few years --it's a cesspool of paranoia and personal mayhem. Maybe now they can breathe and exhale a bit.

*Hey Trixie, you'd be a great GM at KTVU!

Image result for Rich Lieberman KTVU Gregg Kelley*Frank Somerville was very, very upset over Kelley's leaving so much so Frank's gonna post a sensitive message on Facebook.

*You know what KTVU needs now? Some old time religion: like a Claudd Mann ghost to rally the troops.

*Fred Zehnder has to be laughing.

*Heather Holmes was so taken aback over the Kelley ouster she went over to the Nordstrom rack and bought another black mini.

12 comments:

  1. So Kelley leaves. He undoubtedly got a beautiful severance (in exchange for agreeing not to sue) and he'll go on to make lives miserable somewhere else, either another Fox station, or, if Fox cut him loose entirely, at another failing media conglomerate that can't attract talent worth a damn anymore. This is hardly a "victory." He still has his Rover and his Porsche and his snazzy home and he'll still terrorize good, hardworking people just because it's fun. In school he probably beat up kids over their lunch money too. They're the type who always rise to the top.

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  2. You left out the best part about Heather's trip to Nordstrom to bag another black mini. She also picked up 8 pairs of new shoes to match.

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  3. If there are pro-Kelly staff members at KTVU, they need to be gone as well. I would not miss Somerville, Holmes or Ibanez, And for good measure . . . ummm . . . Bill . . . ummm . . . Martin, whether he's a Kelley guy or not.

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  4. Hopefully it's curtains for Dave Clark as well.

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  5. Hilarious This will be an epic fail.

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  6. If a movie about KTVU is ever made, I nominate Paul Giammati to play Nohr!

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  7. Ken Wayne made the right choice but bad choice heading to the worst news station in the Bay Area.

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  8. I was under the impression Kelley was severely disliked at KTVU.... I guess I was wrong?

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  9. The scary part is if Mellynda Hartel is promoted as she's been planning (the reason she took the gig), that place will go to hell. She is the most incompetent Director of Sales the industry has seen, and only scored the position because she's Gregg's lackey. He knew she was too stupid to do anything but follow his lead and cover his ass. Half the sales team left because they were tired of being thrown under the bus to cover for her ignorance. Chris = Gregg's right hand, and Mellynda is his left.

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  10. So what ever happened to Craig Debero? Why did he get fired? And yes, please get rid of Dave Clark! He is ALWAYS talking over the other news anchors......so annoying.And someone needs to fix Gasias eyebrows!!!!!

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  11. Ummmm ... 'depose' not 'dispose'. Good grief!

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