Sunday, June 24, 2018

I Tried

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A SPECIAL NEWS CONFERENCE WITH WH PRESS SECRETARY, SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS ON BAY AREA MEDIA...

*First question: 415 Media: Madame, can you or the president comment on the situation at KTVU; I've heard there's more employee morale issues since Fox has taken over.

Sanders: We don't comment on hearsay and rumor; the president, as you know, loves Fox News, so I'll let that be.

415 Media: But Sarah, I wasn't talking about 'Fox News National, just the local KTVU , a fox o and o.

Sanders: I'm not going to comment on an ongoing investigation.

415 Media: But Sarah, I'm not talking about an ongoing; (next question)

415 Media: Sarah, many people don't care for the continued destruction of Bay Area radio by the Cumulus media company; does the president think there should be more FCC oversight?

Sanders: We don't comment on matters deemed potentially bound for litigation.

415 Media: But Sarah, that's not what I asked; I asked about Cumulus' takeover of radio stations that earned legacy status and are now floundering not only in San Francisco but in NY, Chicago, and Dallas just to name a few.

Sanders: The president will not comment on matters pending any possible investigation.

415 Media: But! Never mind.

415 Media: Sarah, is the president concerned about the proliferation of so many new reporters at KPIX and their overall lack of knowledge of the Bay Area?

Sanders: We don't comment on matters that are hearsay or innuendo. Next question.

415 Media: Sarah, what about the new rumors of TV anchors in San Francisco that are cheating on their wives?

Sanders: The president, as you know, is a steadfast support of women's rights and cares about the sanctity of marriage but we will not comment on any matters we consider hearsay or rumor.

415 Media: Sarah, this is embarrassing, but 415 Media has been 86ed from various Bay Area bars and restaurants --any advice?

Sanders: You know, just go fuck yourself!






23 comments:

  1. Hey Sarah, you just got 86'd.

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  2. This is insipid, Rich. Really.

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  3. Nice job 415 Media...

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  4. Another reporter: Secretary Sanders, now that you’ve been thrown out of a restaurant, do you have a different opinion about that couple in Colorado who wanted a wedding cake?

    Sanders: I’m not gay. Next question.

    Reporter: What’s the president’s opinion about Giants announcers who skip work and their buddies cover for them by saying they’re “on assignment”?

    Sanders: The President is concerned about what Miller says when a Giant hits a homerun. He should only speak in English during a homerun call.

    Reporter: What does the president think of Channel 7’s morning news?

    Sanders: A definite 8th Amendment violation.

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    1. I'm on assignment here in SF

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  5. That restaurant she was asked to leave is flooded with negative reviews right now, 5 digits breaking the YELP record.

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    1. I'm sure there are plenty of positive reviews, too. Consistent with our country's transformation to The Divided States of America. Dennis Prager is right, we are in a Civil Cold War.

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    2. That's because the restaurant is located in a tiny blue island surrounded by a huge sea of red.

      Those Yelp reviews mean nothing. The skewed "record breaking" ratings are 99% from people who have never set foot in that that restaurant, or even the state where it's located.

      Did YOU post a review? Have YOU ever been there?

      Yelp should have known these worthless reviews from an angry mob of nitwits with chips on their shoulders would be coming, and suspended any new entries indefinitely.

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    3. "angry mob of nitwits with chips on their shoulders"

      You just described "the resistance".

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    4. @ 11:38
      That was a fully anticipated, childishly predictable "I know you are but what am I?" reply.

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  6. Rich is it true that you were once thrown out of an Emeryville Denny's?

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  7. BATA!
    BATA!

    Bay Area Trigger Alert!

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  8. @ 4:24 PM - Probably Russian bots...

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  9. I liked everything in that satire except for the very last sentence. Ms Sanders is a proper Christian woman, a Reverend's daughter, and she would never say GFY in a public forum, or so I've been told. Otherwise t'was a good script.

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  10. Off Topic: On The Go; KGO Travel with John Hamilton.
    The opening theme song was changed in the last year or so.
    During the music, there is the sound of a man laughing. To hear that 'laugh' on a Sunday Morning is absolutely bloodchilling.
    Creepy, sinister and as over-loud can be. It sounds like Vincent Price after he smoked a doobie or two. I vote that Mr. Hamilton take that laugh tract OUT!! Just let me hear the ladies sing 'Good Morning San Francisco', and that's all I need to set the mood. Not expecting any Wild Raves at 8am on a Sunday.

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  11. Everyday this Woman gets before the Press Core, & Lies to them, and the American People! We the American People pay her Salary, and we expect her to tell us the damn truth!

    So if a Restaurateur's Staff approaches the Owner & tells them that they feel uncomfortable with the Huckster inhouse, due to Trump's Policies. And asked their Boss to tell the Huckster to go...So be it?!

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    1. Josh Earnest and Robert Gibbs during the Obama years were the best. I'm sure she studied their tapes on how to best bend the truth.

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  12. dear 4:01...All, that's all presidential press secretaries lie. Their job is not to be journalists or truth tellers. Their job is to be a flak catcher for their boss, pimping the agenda thereof. Her boss is particularly known for his inability to ever tell the truth, or hadn't you noticed? Your post is quite amusing, but not for the reasons you think. What the hell is a press " core"?

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    1. Dearest 7:24 6/25/18
      Those were not ONLY my Words...Every Talking head has repeatedly said that Sarah Huckabee Lies to Us, (the Press Core) & the American people?! Sarah Lies even when she & Trump are Not EVEN on the Same damn page, & Contradict each other! Please dear Google: "Press Core." Now Boo, take Several Seats, I'm out!...

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  13. Looking forward to Al sharpton going there with his posse to protest......oops, forgot she's White!!

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    1. Racists and those without souls are not a protected class.

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  14. Do you think if she was a Black Woman she would have been treated that way? Hell no!!!

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  15. She wasn't evicted from the restaurant because of her race. The staff of the restaurant includes several gay people who voted literally to let her finish the cheese board and then vamoose! Why? Well her endorsement of dismissing our trans military from service, her joy at the high court's finding of religious freedom of a baker to refuse to serve gay couples, and oh yes, the caging of children. I think the current climate is a full employment act for food tasters. BTW, breaking news..Trump attacks red hen restaurant for "dirty awnings", implies it's an unsanitary eatery. Real news reports that trump properties including a steak house in Las Vegas and the infamous Mar-a_lago both have been cited many times for filth and rodent infestations. Hail to the chief.

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