FIRST HOUR...Chip talks to a Dr. Sonya Pecker about why men seem to become sexually active after watching porn on the Internet; Chip follows with a five-minute rant ..."you know, I was playing a comedy club in Bakersfield one night when this female trucker, Lola, came up to me and thought I was Mel Gibson"...Chip follows with an in-studio guest, Baldie McFuckface, who acts as the door man at Centerfolds and wants to break the Guinness Book of World Records by handing out 10,000 hot dogs all the folks entering the club ...(giggles and laughter from Chip's sidekick)...Chip then talks to a fellow, Robby Goyam, the mayor of Grand Junction, Colorado, who wants to make it illegal for his town folks to smoke inside their trailer parks...Chip: "You know, I played a club in Grand Junction and all the people talked about was their trailer park!"
SECOND HOUR: Chip opens with a 2-minute monologue on, 1. why is toilet paper so expensive. 2. Is Facebook a reliable alternative to men who can't have sex. 3. The time when he was playing a club in Encino with Byron Allen and Brian Copeland when all three almost came to blows over who was buying the pizza and beer that night...10 PAST THE HOUR: Chip has on the phone, Dr. Ezra Hands, a Bradenton, Florida hygienist who says the more apples and popcorn you eat, the more likelihood your teeth would hurt and your gums will bleed...TO CONCLUDE the hour: Chip has members of the 1982 'Holy City Zoo' on ..."because I (Chip) played that club --I middled for Robin Williams you know?", Chip tells Goodle Guzzzamangi, Florissa Chandler and Beetle Bustamente.
You forgot to mention the two million commercials and the pointless breaks for news, traffic, and weather (which is just a ruse for more commercials).
ReplyDeleteRich, stop listening to Chip Franklin. he's a waste of time. No one cares about him or KGO anymore. I would love to hear your thoughts had you been listening to Michael Savage-560 am, or Michael Medved-860 am, both opposite Franklin at same time when you were listening to the Chipper. Both Savage and Medved had interesting shows happening. Savage was actually coming out against assault rifles and 30 bullet clips. Medved was saying the similar. I would have loved to read your takes on their shows.
ReplyDeleteMichael Savage and Michael Medved is on from 12 noon to 3 p.m. as is Tom Sullivan on 1530, these 3 are opposite Ethan Bearman, I usually switched back and forth between Medved and Sullivan. At 4 when Franklin come on, there is less of a choice. Mark Levin and Larry Elders (Whom I never listen to) is on from 3 to 6 p.m. on 560 and 860. Most of the time I listen to Dave Ramsey he is on 650 Sacramento from 5 to 6 p.m. I usually work from about 1 p.m. to 9 p.m. to it is usually in my lunch hour I have about 45 minutes to listen.
DeleteThis guy is a total loser. Don't waste your time. Life is too short.
ReplyDeleteEven when that ass hat has a recorded commercial for whatever is the flavor of the week, I punch the channel change. I don't care what show I'm listening to. I can't stand to hear his rap, no matter what he's hawking. Same with the beerman idiot. Too much useless crap from useless hosts. Too bad the advertisers don't get it.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I do when I hear commercials with either of the KSFO morning mess idiots. I don't care if I have my hands full or I'm in the middle of a piss. Get those idiots off the radio! I don't tend to switch back quickly either. And I certainly make sure I don't buy the products they're advertising.
DeleteI'd love to hear from readers who actually do like Franklin or Beeeer-man's shows. It would be a fascinating glimpse into some fairly demented minds.
ReplyDeletehow stupid is mickey medoro and heather, and how unfunny and lame their alternative facts segment, its got really, really, really old very, very, very quickley, and the callers who call in sound unbelievably stupid as well.
ReplyDeleteI gave up on the Chipper after my first exposure to his finger nails on a chalkboard voice. I have not and will not listen to him.
ReplyDeletePlease this guy and beardick need to go!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteFranklin is the equivalent of a human pinball. He has no flow or rhythm to his program and he cannot follow a thought to its logical conclusion. Everything is: bing, bing, ring, ring, tilt. It's annoying and difficult to follow his lack of train of thought . In other words, his train of thought is derailed. I stopped listening to him months ago as I found his program pointless, boring and annoying. Obviously there's no talent coach or PD at KGO that Chip will listen to or take direction from.
ReplyDeleteI liked Chip Franklin a lot when he first started. He did newstalk. There were no annoying "sidekicks". There was no "lifestyle" moronic drivel, no contests etc. Now, one sidekick has a terminally nasal voice and the pretense of being an aging sexbomb.The other has a housewife's monotone and nothing interesting to say. Couple that with the endless interviews with bad comedians makes it all unlistenable, and it wastes Franklin's actual skills.
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