MASHED-POTATO MUSHIE MOTORMOUTH --Chip Franklin on KGO Radio 5: 15 yapping about nothing --jams in five minutes of useless topics and nothing-burger radio...most unintentionally funny: mush-mouth Franklin sends out nitwit chick, "Heather" for MOS interview: "What do you like about radio?" Not one of the dozen morons on street said, "KGO", but KPOO got five-second commercial.El Crappo De Dayo En Fuego.
I thought Franklin and Owens switched over to KTARD.
ReplyDeleteNice work Jeremy. You're making progress in overcoming your anal fixation.
ReplyDeleteChimp Franklin, and the adjectives that describe him: condescending, boring, incoherent, inarticulate, bald, stupid, and uninspiring.
ReplyDeleteWanklin is a triple threat in Wittmayo's not-so-secret plan to drive KGO to very bottom of the Cumulus cesspool: not only is he a horrible host, he's irritating as f*ck and a genuinely unlikeable person.
ReplyDeleteWe asked producer Giggly McCackle her thoughts on Wanklin. After pondering for a moment she told us "As a human being, Chip inhales oxygen and exhales carbon dioxide".
Heather has been wondering since Dr Dean. Quite the ego and terrible radio voice
ReplyDeleteSome nasally voices can be repaired, surgically, but not all. There was a time when a prerequisite to being on the air was a clear, strong voice.
DeleteListening to chip is about as enlightening and rewarding as watching a bullfight on acid ....
ReplyDeletePlease KGO, replace most of your hosts. I could easily do a better job them most of them and I have no formal training.
ReplyDeleteLooks too much like a Sontaran
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