Monday, July 24, 2017

KGO Mashed Potato Mushie Motor Mouth Chip Franklin Five Minutes of Shit on PM Drive

Related image MASHED-POTATO MUSHIE MOTORMOUTH --Chip Franklin on KGO Radio 5: 15 yapping about nothing --jams in five minutes of useless topics and nothing-burger radio...most unintentionally funny: mush-mouth Franklin sends out nitwit chick, "Heather" for MOS interview: "What do you like about radio?" Not one of the dozen morons on street said, "KGO", but KPOO got five-second commercial.

El Crappo De Dayo En Fuego.

9 comments:

  1. Jeremy in SonomaJuly 24, 2017 at 5:36 PM

    I thought Franklin and Owens switched over to KTARD.

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  2. Nice work Jeremy. You're making progress in overcoming your anal fixation.

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  3. Chimp Franklin, and the adjectives that describe him: condescending, boring, incoherent, inarticulate, bald, stupid, and uninspiring.

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  4. Wanklin is a triple threat in Wittmayo's not-so-secret plan to drive KGO to very bottom of the Cumulus cesspool: not only is he a horrible host, he's irritating as f*ck and a genuinely unlikeable person.

    We asked producer Giggly McCackle her thoughts on Wanklin. After pondering for a moment she told us "As a human being, Chip inhales oxygen and exhales carbon dioxide".

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  5. Heather has been wondering since Dr Dean. Quite the ego and terrible radio voice

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    1. Some nasally voices can be repaired, surgically, but not all. There was a time when a prerequisite to being on the air was a clear, strong voice.

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  6. Listening to chip is about as enlightening and rewarding as watching a bullfight on acid ....

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  7. Please KGO, replace most of your hosts. I could easily do a better job them most of them and I have no formal training.

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  8. Looks too much like a Sontaran

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