* Cumulus/KNBR people who daily place a commercial blitzkrieg on air. On many occasions, more than a half-hour of ads in an hour. It's a direct hit on listeners who have become wise to the obnoxious KNBR sales staff --they now simply TUNE away from the station and thereby ignore the ad blitz. Pretty sooner rather than later, the ad people will wisely spend their money elsewhere.
*Armstrong and Getty: Can't say it too often: these two schmucks sound boring, alike, and have all the audio comfort of a Reno Motel 6. Seriously, who would find these morons even remotely entertaining and informative? Many have pointed out they both sound the same; two cackling Sacramento mutts with about as much honesty as a "Rich Uncles" lecture. I say we send them immediately on a one-way ticket to Branson, Missouri where they can light up the town and have duel cackling orgasms.
*Gasia Mikaelian: the most annoying woman anchor in the history of Bay Area TV. Gasia is a prime yenta in the spirit of the word. She's irritating, talks phony, puts up a fake, phony face every day. Just a-grade yenta persona with all the serenity of a Yuba City bagel shop. Gasia, the hairspray and ketchup on a hotdog eternal yenta supreme. Extra credit: "Me, Me, Me!" Enough already, lady!
*Kate Scott: Hey Yenta Queen? You say ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! NADA, NO-THING! And while you have been able to make the KNBR frat boys feign over your completely false and utterly disingenuous demeanor, the rest of us have been wise to you from the beginning. Only horny white guys from the bowels of Livermore are interested in you. You suckered the Pac-12 Network and the 10 guys who watch that channel into hiring you. You fleeced KNBR and KNTV into taking you on --why? Because, honey, I guess they need bodies and dumb people and even the dumb people know now how so thoroughly vanilla and average you are, Katie. Your "My Pillow" needs to get fumigated.
*"Paulie Mac": This fake fraud with the fake New Jersey accent who writes and sings fake, lousy, irritating, unfunny, obnoxious, LOUD, idiotic, preposterous, stupid, dumb, BANAL, pathetic, retarded, song "parodies" on KNBR should be BANNED for LIFE from any Bay Area radio station but at KNBR, this el-doofus schmuck is considered "talent." You, Powlie, and New Jersey deserve each other.
*Ross Palombo: The human wasteland --what KTVU sees in this smarmy, conniving, untalented ditz, I still haven't figured out. Maybe he has pictures of the GM's fascination with exotic and wild human particles.
|The Bay Area Sports Guy|
*Damon Bruce: Schmuck, schmuck, schmuck, did I say it enough? Your bits have become tiresome, predictable, and quite frankly, boring. The only reason you're relevant is because everything else in this town is so chock full of mediocrity that you're considered, "edgy." Yeah, so is taking a #2 at the gas station before the last Bay Bridge exit before Oakland. Creative, Damon, really? Yeah, if pregnant pauses were art, you'd be a Picasso! For Gods sake, dude, you want creativity? Ad-lib a little more than 5 minutes and chuck your "bits"--otherwise you're essentially, slightly more interesting than the Bay Area Sports Guy's take on Jed York's bowel movements.
.*Jan Wahl: In reality, the Bay Area's version of "Yentl"--a certifiable, annoying mega-dose of complete YENTAISM ...Wahl is the reason why many Jewish men kill themselves --because a relationship with a Wahl is tantamount to torture and mayhem. We can't take it anymore! OMG, too, it's that voice! And everything else too. ATTENTION! Calling out all shiksas --there's a Wahl coming. Beware of Hat woman.
*Roberta Gonzales: Oh, dear lord, where do I start? Another yenta who talks to us as if we were third-graders at the local PTA night...The gushing, the golly-gee, the sophomoric fake chatter with insincere "Go A's" thrown in; I used to back you dear, I used to be an ally. Now I'm lost in all your fake world. Grow up, eat a cheeseburger, have a cocktail or two, Holy smokes.
*Mike Nicco: Seriously, what moron at KGO-TV hired this schmuck? I'm serious, this guy makes Lloyd Lindsay Young seem like Stephen Hawking. There's no there, there, no originality, nothing, but air.
|Ms. Sze and Mike Nicco|