*Amy G: Truly one of the most worst, worst and getting worser
*Jan Wahl: The yenta needs a one-way ticket to Sacramento.
*Christine Craft: The female Pat Buchanan. (Did I hear you say you don't like Ben Netanyahu?)
*Stan Bunger: Bunger began having an inflated view of himself about five years ago. If KCBS was suddenly Stan-less, I wouldn't care. I don't think I'm alone.
*John Madden: Hey coach, you really have no sense of humor. I thought the Frank Caliendo rumor was just that. You really went out of your way to blackball him? That's kind of cold.
*Jana Katsuyama: Hey, Jana: Somerville, twice, asked you Monday night if the suspect lived in the Santa Cruz center where the little girl lived. You didn't answer until he asked you, again. Embarrassing.
*Vern Glenn: Oh, I see you doubled down. Bad tactic.
*Michael Krasny: Your esoteric simpletons make for a case of bad, boring, hemorrhoid radio even by boring KQED standards. Try getting someone on who doesn't talk British and think they're God and I'll listen.
*Leah Garchick: You'll never be the female Herb Caen--never. At this rate you're lucky if you become a girlie Stanton Deleplane.
*Susan Leigh Taylor: About time for one of your irritating drives in from Pacifica and "my windshield was pocked with drizzlies" ---zzzzzzzz.
*Every weather report today on TV/Radio: Yeah, it's gonna be hot unless your on the coast. Brilliant.
*Allen Martin: Allen, lighten up, seriously, the broads are getting nervous.
*Brian Flores: Where did KTVU get this guy? God, Fox.
*Mike Mibach: Good-looking guy with all the substance of wet scrambled eggs.
*Me: Even I can't stand myself every now and then--time to get a few cold ones and nail a hot broad.
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