It is routine now that I, personally, your 415 Media aperitif gets inundated with compromising offers that are flattering and beguiling but have been begged off due to the journalistic ethics and profound media guidance from the home office in Union City....needless to say however you enthrall me, 415 women, you confound me to some degree and I am tempted but I would do a disservice to my readers if I dare took to your luscious and succulent offerings. I will say this: All of you lovely lasses, while I may occasionally make fun of your puckering ways and means you always come back and impress me.
Might I say again, I am humbled by your offerings and tempted by your femme fatale ways but I'm going to keep it real, and clean for now. Carry on, my fearless fan and to all of you, a very Happy New Year. May 2014 be a splendid, safe and happy journey into the sea of sanguine.
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