Cruise with Ronn, after all we just know how lovely it is cruising today.
For the past month and a half, noted cruiser and talker, Ronnnnnnnnn Owens has been touting a June Mediterranean cruise, for 9 days no less!, on his KGO show.
--Two potent notables:
1. Owens never refers to the fact that he's cruising free, compliments of the company. OK, that's all well and good; after all, it's "unpredictable" Ronnnn. (Check the brochure and pass the peanuts).
2. Owens conspicuously NEVER mentions the cost of this cruise in the spot. Perhaps there's a reason. I called: perky lady tells me cruise price is $6,572, "and that includes 'economy airfare to Rome!"
$6600 bucks. (And it's all inclusive!) Well, damn, I hope so.
That's a lot of mattress and cruise ads. And you wonder why he wanted to continue to keep on talking. I hope Jared gave his stamp of approval.
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