Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Making Love to Candy Crowley would not be an Insult


You are such a ----ing idiot--a loser. Just like your blog. You should have to screw Candy Crowley, you god---- ass----.

--Unknown emailer to me from someone that apparently doesn't like me or this blog.

It got me thinking. I happen to believe Candy Crowley is a hoot. A real cutie. In fact, that's one of the reasons why I watch CNN.

I think Candy Crowley is hot, actually. Not Kate Upton hot mind you, but well, hotter than, say, Dana Bash.

Would I make love to Candy? Absolutely. Wouldn't you?

Which only goes to show you the brilliance of the e-mailer who thought he was giving me the business by saying I should have to screw Candy Crowley. Be serious, man.

Like what, it's an insult?

I find Crowley smart, attractive, engaging and possessing a great sense of humor. And she's on CNN! A real cable hottie too, I'm in. Candy, you know where to find me. Bloggers rule.

Have a nice day.

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26 comments:

  1. You have officially lost your mind.

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    1. Crawley has a beutiful home in Virginia, Rich. You could be her pool bitch! LOL!

      Now, Jeanne Moos ... that's hotness. Plus, she's funnier than hell. I love her commentaries.

      I would jump through flaming hoops, however, to have Samantha Mohr return to SF ... or to meet her in Atlanta. Beautiful, sexy and mature. Wears perfect clothes and has "that look". Gorgeous, still

      You can have Candy. Maybe Anderson Cooper could join the party with you ... with, say, Kathy Griffin. No, not after his "coming out". Good luck, Richie!

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  2. Rich, I think the heat is starting to fry your brain!

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  3. Candy is dandy, Rich, but going to Soledad is a sentence I would gladly serve

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  4. Any relation to Monica Crowley???

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  5. Her face is kind of hot.

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  6. Candy lost a lot of weight and had some other work done on her face and looks much better than before, but as for being hot? Not in my book. The one older gal I still find very attractive, and still looks great for being 50 (my age too) is Dee Dee Myers, Bill Clinton's former WH press secretary. I'd make love her in a heart beat. Intelligent, attractive, progressive (like me), she's very HOT!!

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  7. Drivel.
    Just drivel.

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  8. Never heard of her until now. Oh, that's because she's on CNN!

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  9. I must be doing something right ... I have no idea who this person is!

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  10. Rich, you are a sly fox! Older, chubby, not super model looking women are by far the best under the sheets. They work it extra hard, it may be sometime before they get some again.

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  11. I would not say Candy is hot, but I would do her. My first choices on CNN would be: #1: Kate Bouldin #2: Briana Keilar (YUM!) #3: Brook Baldwin and finally #4: Fredrica Whitfield (her smile is so lovely). If the above were not available I'd party with Candy ahead of Erin Burnett!!! Erin is such a turnoff...

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  12. Candy Crowley has never claimed to be a beauty queen. She is, however, one of the most "connected" people in Washington. She is also lots smarter than a series of male CNN bosses who have tried to dump her for not being a sexpot.
    It also is related to an interesting bit of litigation, Paniccia v. CNN in which a CNN law correspondent and reporter, Patti Paniccia alleged discrimination based on both sex and pregnancy status. The case was settled for six figures. One of the internal studies produced during discovery during the pendency of the litigation, revealed a pattern and practice of gender discrimination within the defendant's organization.
    Firing an incredibly well-connected and able political reporter,
    Candy Crowley, because she wasn't a young sex bomb, looked then and continues to look now, not to be a good idea for CNN.For those of us interested in substantive political coverage, that is a good thing. whew!

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  13. Candy Crowley has done all of this , all these years, working for Associated Press and CNN raising two boys in Washington, a scorer Mom, a woman who has done it all! Not only at home but in the media as well. The moron that e-mail you obviously has some issues.

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  14. Any port in a storm, man. Any port in a storm.

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  15. She's very bright. She's been around a long time. She knows a lot of important people in DC.

    Having said all that, if I wanted to put her in a Cessna for a day trip I'd have to offload some fuel.

    I'm just sayin...

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  16. what is this, some sleazy porn forum? do you really want to go there, Rich?

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  17. LOL love it, good and snarky! Great response Rich!

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  18. Paper bag..then ok!!!

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    1. you mean over YOUR head.

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  19. This post is correct on all accounts...

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  20. Its official. You're fucking sick.
    Stop sucking Damon Bruce's dick, and Dana King's too.
    The 2 bit hack act and your disdain for all who dare cross you is amusing, and petty.

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  21. Rich, it amazes me how some of the nastiest people come out and say things that are really kind of sad on this forum. Okay, you set yourself up with this one, but jeez people....some of you sound like a bunch of pimply-faced teenagers who spend your free time
    passing around well worn playboy magazines. Grow up!

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  22. I am jerking off to her photo right now...

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  23. Candy Crowley...totally doable. Face to face, with the lights on.

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  24. i think she's mega-hot. would do her in a new york minute, as they say.

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