Today, I'm hot.
He's funny and good and all that; pretty foreign territory at Knibber, but he had me rolling on Wednesday.
A classic, and I do mean, classic bit: Bruce has been giving updates on the Tour de France, complete with what sounds like a French version of the Beach Boys. It's a sound drop that actually IS funny and perfect. And oh yes, it's hysterical too, (yo, Paulie Mac, psst, take a cue).
Bruce, (noon- 3 PM 1050 AM), also had me on the lmfao-mode on Tuesday's show. The topic was sad and serious, as DB correctly noted, but Bruce's take was downright genius. He was talking about the recent story of crooks ripping off bleachers out at a Hunter's Point youth baseball field.
"You know, you gotta be a real low life to be stealing bleachers from kids---'I mean, seriously, you are lower than low ---this is a sign, pal, that you are at 'rock bottom---hey, Murray, get me a screw-driver, I need to get one more piece of alloy."
Classic. Funny. A real gem. And infinitely original. Are you listening, Rudy and the angry man?
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