This story is one for the ages. Unintended Laughter.
Remember the scene in "All the President's Men"? A PR guy pitches a sordid tale and Ben Bradley, (Jason Robards), tells the guy: "Why don't you give (it) to the SF Chronicle!"
Really a sad post.
Not quite the infamous NY Post "Headless Body In Topless Bar", but close.
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