Comcast SportsNet Bay Area is having a free BBQ at their 3rd St. patio for fans after the Giants-D-Backs game Wednesday.Among the juicy food items being distributed:
*Amy G brats: no matter if they're overcooked, you'll still smile and giggle.
*Scott Reiss flank steak: charred and feathered right before your very eyes.
*Greg Papa chili: eat it and you immediately begin non-stop talking without letting anyone get in a word edgewise.
*Henry Wofford hot dogs: instantaneously raises your voice level up to combo Lou Rawls/Larry King mode.
*Mychal Urban kettle corn: consume this and you'll get three job offers even if nobody can figure out just what the hell you're doing.
*Ann Killion ice cream: in addition to brain-freeze phlegm, you'll be A. sanctimonious, B. have mid-life crush on sports-talk radio hosts who have you on 3-6x a week, and C. out-talk and interrupt Papa and certain zaftig, Jewish media bloggers.
*Jaymee Sire chicken wings: become a charter member of the Society for the prevention of cruelty to every known male viewer on the planet.
*Damon Andrews hamburgers: cooked with all the trimmings, including: bullshit onions, brown toilet-paper red, ripe tomatoes, some kiss-ass lettuce and wonder bread croutons.
*Kate Longworth potato salad: first bite gets you chance to text Oakland A's pitchers while sitting in the Press box--what a bonanza!
*Bruce Jenkins tacos: lifetime supply of after-dinner mints from Brian Sabean's office.
*Lowell Cohn onion rings: all-day field trip with Lowell, Grant, Ziggy, and the boys from Brooklyn. In addition, Lowell will tell you what he thought of the latest Woody Allen movie.
*Chris Olivere apple pie: so good, so good, and even if you don't like it, you better 'cause if you don't, you will never appear on "Chronicle Live" if you know what I mean.
*Gary Radnich salad: complete with sour grapes, but seriously, nobody cares.
(photo, courtesy, SFist.com)
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Best blog to DATE! Still laughing.
ReplyDeleteNew name for the rub-an-itch, he's a bruce alright show.
G & D's Ego adventure.
Hilarious, Rich!
ReplyDeleteAmy G last night had a very sexy Victoria Secret type of blouse on..like a lacy black bra looking thing. She was drop dead gorgeous. The next time she was on camera? They had her covered up in some oversized coat buttoned practically to the chin.
ReplyDeleteDamon Bruce?..he's just taking his time maneuvering into knife-into-back position. And it ain't behind Kate Scott. Kate? called Radnich old man today..she knows why and whom is limiting her getting any more time.
Rich, excellent!!!! And your dishing the balls!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI'd like to give Amy G. my brat and dabble in Ann Killion's ice cream myself....
ReplyDeleteCan anyone post a link to a picture or video of Amy G's outfit that 1:55 is talking about. Perhaps a fan blog or board I don't know about. I always found Amy extremely attractive and her husband kind of a douche myself.
ReplyDeleteMy cousin's best friend & wife LOVE the Giants - but CAN'T STAND Amy G! Forget smile & giggle - it's either mute or video games!
ReplyDeleteJamie is used to extra large brats working the warriors locker room and all
ReplyDeleteAmy G. makes my ears bleed.
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