Comcast SportsNet Bay Area is having a free BBQ at their 3rd St. patio for fans after the Giants-D-Backs game Wednesday.Among the juicy food items being distributed:
*Amy G brats: no matter if they're overcooked, you'll still smile and giggle.
*Scott Reiss flank steak: charred and feathered right before your very eyes.
*Greg Papa chili: eat it and you immediately begin non-stop talking without letting anyone get in a word edgewise.
*Henry Wofford hot dogs: instantaneously raises your voice level up to combo Lou Rawls/Larry King mode.
*Mychal Urban kettle corn: consume this and you'll get three job offers even if nobody can figure out just what the hell you're doing.
*Ann Killion ice cream: in addition to brain-freeze phlegm, you'll be A. sanctimonious, B. have mid-life crush on sports-talk radio hosts who have you on 3-6x a week, and C. out-talk and interrupt Papa and certain zaftig, Jewish media bloggers.
*Jaymee Sire chicken wings: become a charter member of the Society for the prevention of cruelty to every known male viewer on the planet.
*Damon Andrews hamburgers: cooked with all the trimmings, including: bullshit onions, brown toilet-paper red, ripe tomatoes, some kiss-ass lettuce and wonder bread croutons.
*Kate Longworth potato salad: first bite gets you chance to text Oakland A's pitchers while sitting in the Press box--what a bonanza!
*Bruce Jenkins tacos: lifetime supply of after-dinner mints from Brian Sabean's office.
*Lowell Cohn onion rings: all-day field trip with Lowell, Grant, Ziggy, and the boys from Brooklyn. In addition, Lowell will tell you what he thought of the latest Woody Allen movie.
*Chris Olivere apple pie: so good, so good, and even if you don't like it, you better 'cause if you don't, you will never appear on "Chronicle Live" if you know what I mean.
*Gary Radnich salad: complete with sour grapes, but seriously, nobody cares.
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