Saturday, February 5, 2011

Possible Utterances at Saturday's KNBR/Giants Fanfest



--"Hey Murph, can you possibly say 'dude to my uncle, Sal--he's so into you and Paulie --plus, he's a Bruin too!"

--"Ralph, Ralph, there's an Ameci pizza in my shorts!"

--"Attention, Attention, fans: KNBR is accepting applications for our sales dept...to sign up, go the Lew Dickey booth in section 69, directly behind the "screw you" hitting cage!"

--"Ladies and gentleman, Paulie will be singing in about an hour near the Snooki den...alert the children!"

--"Hey, you're Lee Hammer? 'Really? I'm Baldie McPhuckface and I'm from Brisbane...any chance I could try out for your 7-10 slot? I used to work at KUSF and I interned at KPOO too."

--"Members of the media: please retreat away from the food court or you will be forcibly removed from the premises and placed in the 'Fitz and Brooks' torture chamber at the 3rd base tent."

--"Mommy, who's that tall guy over there with the Sleeptrain/Comcast/McDonald's/AT&T beanie?"

--"No FP, you cannot bring your wife into the batting cage."

--"Mr. Barbieri, this is my fourth wife, Celine?... She remembers the first time you said "Two things can be mutually exclusive"

--"Attention fans: Henry Schulman will be available for pictures near the Ray Sedecki tent out in Center field."

--"Garry!, Garry, Garry!!.....can I get an autograph?...'Sure, but for the 900th time, take care of your family, talk to your mother and father, be nice to the milkman...."

--"Hey everybody, I'm Dan Dibley--no kidding? No, I'm not Opie--I'm Dan Dibley!"

--"Attention fans: Thank you for attending and drive home safely."

13 comments:

  1. Let us await, for those who care more than dweebs like Murph n Mac, for the arrival of all of Tim Lincecum's girlfriends, prospective wives and even his dog, Lassie!

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  2. oh stop!, really my side is hurting soooo much from laughter you are sooo predictable, er, I mean funny & clever...really I can't take it any more...can't stop laughing...I NEVER saw this coming...seriously special props for waiting until 8:51 to post...you were probably as excited as a little kid on Christmas morning and have been up since 5 am waiting to post...Bravo! knbr should make sure you have a ratings meter because we all know what you will be listening to ALL day..

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  3. Somebody remind KTVU that they no longer have the Giants tv contract. They spent all morning talking about it and interviewing the fans waiting in line.

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  4. Patrick Connor will be by the booth with the General Lee car from Dukes of Hazard where he will be plastered on wiskey and beer,as he signs autographs for the kids.
    Connor will also be Tweeting his usual "I'm no homo" comment on being in a tent with other men. Also,he will have a Marine corps T-shirt stretched tight over his gut. Ignore burn holes from passing out smoking on the couch...

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  5. Funny stuff.... that was good. What's the over/under today on Murph's "dude" comments? Triple digits seems about right....Tom.

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  6. Radnich has two tents,one where he tells all visitors "Gary loves you" and the other tent where he can be like he is off air..it's a couch where he sits with one hand down his pants watching his 60" Plasma TV,shouting at Giants fans filing by "F'off! ALL of you!"..and warns them that if they get between him and a dollar bill, "I'll bite your friggin hand off!"

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  7. Help? Who is the Giant on the far right hand side in the photo?

    Rich, you let Ralph off easy. I once heard him interview Joe Dimaggio. Ralph asked a question and Joe still has NOT answered it. They went off the air before he had a chance.

    OMG...is Tate with daddy Ralph? I heard Tate is a ballet dancer?

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  8. Things overheard at the Athletics Fanfest....










    Want to hear it again?

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  9. More things heard at the Giants Fanfest.....


    "You steal my laptop again and I'll make you listen to all my post game shows last season in one sitting!!"-Marty Lurie

    "Where's Damon Bruce? Oy-oy-oy-oyyyy!"

    "If Amy G had a regular commercial spot on the radio, would it be called a G-Spot?"

    "Now signing in the dugout.....The Machine!! Non-flat objects are okay for signing."

    "Officially, I haven't retired and I'm ready if they want me. "-Barry Bonds

    "But F.P., you're married?"

    "See what happens when you let Timmy smoke?"

    "I heard Tom Cruise's wife, Katie Holmes, was here and created a scene. Talk about "Fear the Beard!" "

    "I'm sorry, Mr. Lieberman, these press credentials are no good."

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  10. Lee Hammers tent has a desk for applications for FP's job..and a door labeled "Affirmative action/equal opportunity applications"...that door leads to a long walk on a short pier.

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  11. ok, now that is funny (comment posted above),,,maybe you should hire him Rich as your ghost writer!

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  12. Anon 2:59:
    Very good. Humor without the envy/jealousy and nastiness.

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  13. "Tony Bruno is gonna go out to dinner with us."

    Tony: "Earthquake Zinn?"

    Gary: "That's b/c a black man can't handle a strong black woman." (Gary implying that he is thus uber manly. And urban cool.)

    Hair replacement ad salesman: "Radnich, when you coming in 4 a tuneup?"

    Tenderloin cop: "Gary, I remember when ... opps, I mean, can I have your autograph?"

    Old-school fan: "I miss the days when radio had pros and gentlemen like Bill King and Chick Hearn."

    Fitz: "Did I tell you Iwent to Notre Dame?"

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