--"Hey Murph, can you possibly say 'dude to my uncle, Sal--he's so into you and Paulie --plus, he's a Bruin too!"
--"Ralph, Ralph, there's an Ameci pizza in my shorts!"
--"Attention, Attention, fans: KNBR is accepting applications for our sales dept...to sign up, go the Lew Dickey booth in section 69, directly behind the "screw you" hitting cage!"
--"Ladies and gentleman, Paulie will be singing in about an hour near the Snooki den...alert the children!"
--"Hey, you're Lee Hammer? 'Really? I'm Baldie McPhuckface and I'm from Brisbane...any chance I could try out for your 7-10 slot? I used to work at KUSF and I interned at KPOO too."
--"Members of the media: please retreat away from the food court or you will be forcibly removed from the premises and placed in the 'Fitz and Brooks' torture chamber at the 3rd base tent."
--"Mommy, who's that tall guy over there with the Sleeptrain/Comcast/McDonald's/AT&T beanie?"
--"No FP, you cannot bring your wife into the batting cage."
--"Mr. Barbieri, this is my fourth wife, Celine?... She remembers the first time you said "Two things can be mutually exclusive"
--"Attention fans: Henry Schulman will be available for pictures near the Ray Sedecki tent out in Center field."
--"Garry!, Garry, Garry!!.....can I get an autograph?...'Sure, but for the 900th time, take care of your family, talk to your mother and father, be nice to the milkman...."
--"Hey everybody, I'm Dan Dibley--no kidding? No, I'm not Opie--I'm Dan Dibley!"
--"Attention fans: Thank you for attending and drive home safely."
