Possible Ramifications of Cumulus Takeover of Citadel on the local level; KGO/KNBR Merger? Shocking Thoughts

*Ronn Owens bitch-slaps 'Murph and Mac.'

*The loya, Len Tillem, gives Fitz and Brooks an ultimatum: 'Either shut up, or I'm gonna call the cops--you guys are a bunch of creeps!

*Jack Swanson and Lee Hammer combine for new show: "Hooked on Lawyers."

*Lamont and Tonelli kidnap Stan Burford--ransom demand: no more traffic reports for life in exchange for endless ta ta's.

*Gary Radnich and Ray Taliaferro replace 'Giants midnight replay': SF suicide rate triples in two weeks time.

*Kevin the Rat wrestles Dan Dibley and Patrick Connor while Rich Walcoff does play-by-play. (Brought to you by Big-0 Tires)

*Joannie Greggins interupts Mitch Juricich and John Abendroth "Hooked on Golf" and whips them into shape to prevent new show, "Hooked on Tacos."

*Ralph Barbieri and Grace Ann Walden devour an Amici's pizza in the nude.

*New sound drops: "...while Fitz was breaking down the greatness of Jeremy Lin, Marty Nemko just got two unemployed guys gigs at Grumpy's!"

*"KGO, THEE Helicopter leader!"

*Damon Bruce caught secretly placing a whoopee cushion under Rich Walcoff's seat.

*Jennifer Jones Lee blurts out a piercing "It's Friday!" while Krukow talks about Opening Day with the Dodgers. "Kruk" then shouts down Lee: "Grab some pine, meat!"

*Brian Wilson makes in-studio appearance dressed as "The Machine" right smack in the middle of John Rothmann's Middle East monologue.

*Tom Tolbert asks Brain Copeland bluntly: "You really think you're funny?" Copeland: "Don't even think of trying to snatch my Sleeptrain ad!"

*Deidre Lieberman offers lunch to knibber GM: "Lee Hammer says no!"

*Tony Bruno spars with Chris Brecher daily at 4: 30 while simultaneously beating up Bret Burkhart.

*Ad guys at KGO tease KNBR ad guys: "At least Suleman was openly ripping us off unlike your Lew Dickey!"

*Brian Murphy caught red-handed scoping out Joe Starkey's old desk drawers replacing CAL media guides with UCLA media guides.

*New graffiti found on the KGO Morning News chalkboard: "Dude!"

*Larry Baer directive to KGO/KNBR Promotions dept. made public: "Gil Gross Bobblehead Night!"

*Dr. Scott Hyver, Steve Moskowitz, and Toenail fungus guy battle airtime war with Michael Finney. Nobody cares, but event makes for 433 new sound drops.