Randy Winns' wife birthday bash at Oakland's swank Bellevue Club; $75G, pretzels included

Randy Winn, ex-Giant, current NY Yankee ballplayer, (and San Ramon native) loves his wife. REALLY, really loves his wife, who has a 35th birthday Saturday.

So, Mr. Winn, who signed a one-year deal with the Yanks, (for $2 million) doesn't mess around: he's rented the ENTIRE swank Oakland Bellevue Club Saturday night, and all hotel rooms....150 for the party, and a slew of major players are attending, limos, the who meghillah...(twitter alert)

Cost: try around $75 grand, give or take a few triscuits...If you even dare try to crash this gig, uh, I hear private security will be everywhere, so stay away and play somewhere else...

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