THE DAY AFTER
You woke up and found out shitty things still exist, like...
*The Ronn Owens Report. Ronnnnnnn will do his usual insipid, boring, "overview" of the debate and tell us reaction from his "listeners on Facebook." Who the fuck LISTENS to Facebook? Blowens thinks it's 1985 still.
*Yeah, Kristen Welker kicked ass last night --I predicted as much.
*That schmuck touting himself as "America's doctor?"--the guy that says, "wear a mask?" --too bad his boss doesn't wear one,
*I'd love to see a mini Sasha Baron-Cohen do a brief on the AM and FM alleged sports-radio shows here in the Bay Area.
*LOOSE PAIN-YA! --no, LOOOOOOOOSE, PAINYA!
*Coffee tastes better in a paper cup.
*This is sounding as if I'm morphing into the time when Larry King did a column for USA Today.
*My urine sample has more substance than Kate Scott.
*Ann Killion: designated yenta feminist who has about as much symmetry as a Millbrae whore house.
*Yeah, Killion doesn't do KNBR talk shows, sort of a conflict of interest, ba -da-bing.
*Ron Lowenstein thinks he's Dave Ross and Paul Harvey which is sorta me claiming to be Eva Mendes. 
*If you haven't already, check out a small, funny, movie called "Hitch", the very first time I fell in love with Eva Mendes. I wanted you to know.
*Remember, , Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose PAIN-ya.
*Ronnn took his buddy, that well-known man of human dexterity, John Handlery to lunch so that's probably good for extra hotel rooms.
*Killion: The Sporting Green's Evita.
Regretfully Nikki Medoro still on the air, this Friday morning went on and on with Bret Burkhart about her fantasy job - popping pimples and removing earwax - while admitting she actually dislikes vomit and poop. Totally unnecessary and irrelevant radio.
ReplyDelete*My urine sample has more substance than Kate Scott.
ReplyDeleteBig Vinny is back, baby!
*My urine sample has more substance than Kate Scott.
Charles "Chimp" Franklin and Nikki Medoro as well.
> THE DAY AFTER
ReplyDeleteOne of the lamest movies ever. There's a nuclear event and people are *standing in line* at the stores to buy things! I stopped watching right there.
Kristen did an excellent job on Thursday better than Chris Wallace.
ReplyDeleteA mechanical drinking bird could do better than Chris Wallace.
DeleteSo is RL a fan or nonfan of Luz Pena? Only the signature will tell?
ReplyDeleteNew KRON 4 set looks like shit.
ReplyDeleteIt has the vibe of a middle school cafeteria...Same colors as a cafeteria.
Please roll a coke vending machine between the sports & weather desk.
Poor KRON. :(
Music stolen from a kids video game.
So sad...
I've never seen Hitch but I love the original The Hitcher movie with Rutger Hauer. Low budget and not the greatest acting but damn Rutger is creepy.
ReplyDeleteIt's sorta interesting that KNBR hasn't been called out for having Eric Davis on considering all of his hanky panky shenanigans, tomfoolery and ballyhoo at the NFL Network.
ReplyDeleteRich, Just a suggestion, why not write one comment a week dedicated to trash Ronn, instead of inserting your critic of him in every third blog or so. This way those of us who are tired of the Ronn bashing can just avoid that blog and read the other ones. Not that some of your critic is reasonable, it is just that it gets very repetitive, Ronn is on for 10 minutes 3 to 4 times a day, same report everyday, yet you mention him several times a week. I like some of his reports, others not so much.
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