Thunder and Lightning Ba-Da-Bings

SUNDAY NIGHT WRAP-UP

*Yeah, real weather for a change. On Monday morning, Stan Bunger is gonna be all charged up and do his Willard Scott embellishments.

*Then again, Bunger's weather love beats Kim Wonderley's 87,000 "Chester" references. Chester the dog in case you just drove in from Yuba City.

*Gabe Kapler: so nice to know you.

*The Giants are bad, fine, but Duane Kuiper is paid a lot of money to say a few things every now and then on TV broadcasts; sometimes there's more dead air on the games, Dr. Kevorkian is taking notice.

*Amy G: perfectly dreadful, can't say it enough. On Sunday, she interrupted a Brandon Belt homerun, literally won't shut the hell up.

*Then again, it interrupted the Giants' game against the A's.

*I still can't get the cardboard cutout phenomena, sorry, but it's a joke. Lost its novelty the first day. Herb caen would have buried the whole thing and I would have given him a SO.

*If the Giants continue to play crappy ball, will they place garbage bags over the heads of the cardboard fans?

*KGO Radio needs a conservative voice; I say that with fierce liberal tendencies but at the very worst, it would ante up the ratings.

*Speaking of KGO, have John Rothmann go from 6 PM to midnight then midnight to 5. I'm kidding but Rothmann would seriously do it in a C Crane second.

*Bill Laskey would be a superb radio postgame host on KNBR but the calls are way too long.

*I was so energized by the lightening this morning I ran outside and dusted off the golf clubs and headed for the nearest tree. Media blogger brains.

*If I looked like Veronica De La Cruz, the donations would be coming in like record numbers; then again, if Veronica looked like me, her ass would have been gone in a nanosecond.

*I don't play golf. I just have some in the trunk to pretend I'm a Republican.

*Jessica Kleinschmidt has the chance to become the next Ann Killion. (Just kidding)

*Mark Willard, the guy on late night KNBR who sounds like he's 70 but is 40 something. But he can't close.

*Jerimiah Crowe: this guy makes Mr. Rodgers look like a cocaine addict.

*I know Mr. Rodgers is dead, play the game with me.

*I was having a nightmare --in deep sleep I dreamed I had to listen to the "Ronn Owens Report."

*John Lund" is there a piñata rental nearby?

*The KNBR Morning Show: more baggage than the United terminal at SFO.

*Mark Thompson: maybe rip off more TV news actualities from You Tube. Yeah, creative.

*KRON has a new set coming only of they had new talent with it.

*Reggie Aqui is to good morning TV News is what Mel Gibson is to emceeing bar-mitzvahs.

*Cheryl Hurd: I'm the only guy who understands you.

*Darrya Folsom, nah.

*Willie Brown: care for some after-dinner mints, Mister Mayor?

*"The Game", 95.7 FM, All Sports, you could put a diseased yak on the air and it would get the same ratings as what you have now.