Friday, August 14, 2020

Allen Martin is no Walter Cronkite, More Herman Hemorrhoids

Allen Martin – CBS San Francisco

Allen Martin cannot stand his KPIX co-anchor,   Elizabeth Cook, that much I know --which makes me wonder, how does he regard VDLC? I can only imagine what he thinks about her.

Martin is held in high esteem at PIX, a "pro's pro" I've heard and fine, he's good. Not great but good I just wish he had more personality and every now and then showed more emotion other than the stick-up-his-ass persona he gives off.

Martin is wooden. He is eternal hemorrhoids man. I can't see or recall when the guy gave off a smile and exhibited joy. He tries to portray a Walter Cronkite at PIX when in reality, he's more Herman Hemorrhoids.

When has the man ever earned more than a look of disgust. He's perennially depressed, like as if he were reading a POW message; as if he were stick in a Polish prison.

I want to like Martin. We probably share a lot of passion for the biz only he can't express joy and merriment. He's stuck in the bathroom trying to release a number two and I'm trying to decipher all of that venom.

What a total abomination.

6 comments:

  1. Look where the poor bastard works fool! It's a gyno-centric world thanks to weak males with no balls. All women know their purpose in life. They are genetically predisposed to be subservient to a male. Strong males mate with any and all females. They take and don't ask or be nice about it.

    We're animals. He's holding his mud and keeping his guard up for a reason. One. look, one offhanded misinterpreted reference to a joke, one compliment about a females attire or look....Shows you the door.

    Wake Up!The Manginas are in charge of MSM. The pussification of our society is complete. No? Manbuns? Explain that.

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    1. Relax, ruminate, and rethink your regressiveness. Have a Soy Latte with your Boca Burger. Tofurky is terrific. Too much testosterone is toxic. Red Meat, Rambo, and RbGH are so 20th Century.

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    2. @ 1:59 PM ROFLMAO

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  2. Uncle Walter's son Chip Cronkite runs a news operation in Phoenix. Have Chip evaluate Martin, and see if he is impressed or insulted. Wouldn't surprise me if Chip's views are somewhere in between, which explains why PIX sticks with Martin to back up Bastida when need be.

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