The Shit You Don't at the Chronicle; Bolduan Spotted at San Jose NBC; Papa Don't Preach; POS Paulie Smack BS Gets 'Dead' Attention; Finney/Ashley MVP at Circle7 Deserves Every Penny; Tweeter, Heather Holmes: Real Pain? Sure; KTVU Staff and 415 Media En Fuego (You're Hooked, I KNow) Mibach and 'The GAAS?; Leigh-Taylor More Dumb-Shit Questions on KCBS; Goodrich: Brains and Beauty Wins Out; Bonny-Jill on KNBR: Mouth Open; Smurph and Smac BS Mojo (Yeah, Yeah, Yeah); 415 Media Wednesday Extravaganza

WHY WAS KATE BOLDUAN of CNN walking out of the NBC Bay Area offices in San Jose last week? Humn.

I don't know 100% but stay tuned.

*Papa (Greg) should study air checks of his mentor (mine too) Bill King who knew the moment and didn't scream "Holy Toledo" on the air if the Oakland Raiders were down 33-0 in the 4th quarter. Papa did just that (minus Holy Toledo) a few years back and will never live that down.

*That POS asshole on KNBR in the morning who couldn't interview a chimpanzee if his life depended on it, has a MAJOR problem: his frequent BS that he's a Jerry Garcia insider caught the ear of Grateful Dead lawyers and they plan to notify him yesterday.

*Armstrong and Getty about as objective as Mel Gibson emceeing a bar-mitzvah.

*Papa has to work every damn show on NBCBA (NBC Sports Bay Area) so he can pay for those inconvenient young women munching on his cheese fish and sipping his cheap PBR bottles in the hotel room in New Orleans.  Zipper tweaking I'd suggest for "Pop."

*Michael Finney deserves every penny he can extract from the ABC/Disney coffers come contract time.

*So too Dan Ashley.

*Dear Darya (Folsom): if you wanted to keep secret that resume you had tossed on the office at KTVU last month, tough luck, Heather Holmes has the job and is supposedly interested if the money's right.

*Speaker of Heather, yeah, she was so much in pain and agony from the appendicitis  emergency that she managed to begin tweeting non-stop from her hospital bed. I'm not a bad ass, really, HH loves the pub (trust me) but seriously, if you're that much fucked up, you tweet? Gimme a break.

*The mention here about "Black women are much more seasoned and complete than 'white women'" was stated about the entirety of everything, not necessarily about intimacy. Good god, please let us not turn this into a Dr. Phil phase. Media only, please.

*John Lund: Darwin was wrong.

*The POS Lund kisses Papa ass and Papa sounded pathetic kissing Lund's tuchas the other morning on KNBR,"I respect your opinion, John" --yeah, he's a regular Einstein.

Veronica De La Cruz

*Lund has the symmetry of a Simi Valley French restaurant.

*KGO Radio could be in the conversation if it were to cut most of the taped crap on the weekend and have a little newstalk. Just a suggestion, Hammer.

*If those of you at KTVU stopped sending me anonymous messages and e-mails then you would have beaten KGO hands down at 6 PM in the Sweeps.

*KTVU shit disturbers: Somerville and Ibanez.  Details coming, I promise.

*PIX: VDLC isn't pregnant. Just a few too many cheeseburgers. But wait a few months, there's time.

*Susan Leigh Taylor asks some of thee DUMBEST questions on the planet on KCBS ...and the Bunger, her enabler, thinks he' Willard Scott with his absurd weather embellishments --if this was a true news town, Taylor would be called out like I do and you don't give me the credit I deserve for doing so.

*Mike Mibach took a look at Gasia Mikaelian and decided to take a pass which is good because MM loves his job and has much better taste in the chick near Broadway and Battery (psst, Mike, I have spies everywhere)

*Then there's Mark Ibanez and his infatuation with one of the many blonds at PIX too. (Mark, she's very much taken, trust me)

Brains and Beauty: Juliette Goodrich

*I both love and admire Juliette Goodrich because not only is Jules gorgeous she's SMART and HOT too. A commodity in this market.

*Speaking of PIX, here's the deal: had they (suits) and ex-anchor and famed sculptor, checked their ego at the door Dana King could have been welcomed back to the anchor chair where for $300 grand she could have been an artist for life and PIX would have scored instant ratings buzz but dumb heads prevail at 855 Battery. (Another brilliant non-move by that asshole, Rosenheim, eating sour kraut in Fresno)

*Bonnie Jill Laughlin will be busy this Christmas season opening her mouth --between holiday and parties and Brian Murphy's horniness, should be damn non-available but extra toppings receive preferential treatment --so if your a Silicon Valley billionaire and like oral equations, hey, contact the BJ (how poignant)

*Big month for "Mac: between kissing the ass of Gabe Kapler, he's going golfing with Paulie Mac where they top off the day with doughnut masturbation at Bob's. Murph is a family guy as you know, just ask his wife.

*Ann Killion never met a business radio guy she didn't like. (Think Knibber)

*Larry Krueger knows the Radnich story and non-BS --if he could talk (he can't) he'd confirm my TRUTH but oh, what the hell.

*Radnich doesn't have an agent so KGO has to play misty with him which sounds great on paper but in real negotiating life, is a bummer. Given that, it takes time.

The booted one: Darya Folsom

*Damon Bruce: I invented fatherhood. Yeah, and I parted the Red Sea.

*95.7 FM "The Game": The SF Public School district has better numbers then you do. Time for another PD (again?!!) Yes, paging Tony Salvadore.

*Cary; HOO-De-Sak!" Call the mercy police.

*Megan Goldsby: haven't heard her in five minutes was there tuna fish missing in the fridge, Seelig?

*That Jeffrey Schaub anchor experiment worked out real well, Ouy Vey.

*The people that know where the bodies are buried at KRON had a powwow at Grumpys the other day and if what I heard was correct, whoa Nellie, does Pero have a surprise coming!

*You don't get this shit at the Chronicle --admit it, you're HOOKED.

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