Monday, October 7, 2019

Join Richhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh on Exotic Oakland-SL-Emeryville Cruise #2


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WE HAD A BLAST LAST TIME, LET'S DO IT AGAIN!

Come with me, Richhhhhhhhhhhhh, and sail on the Magic Potomac as we navigate outside Lake Merritt to the magical Oakland estuary down through the straits of San Leandro. We'll begin our first dining rendezvous at the airport McDonalds with breakfast macs and delicious coffee.

Under the direction of our captain, Vonnnnnnn Blowins, we'll hang a U-turn and head to exotic Alameda with a stop for wine and triscuits --I'll have a long Q and A for you invitees and then we'll get back on the ship and set sail for romantic Emeryville, where we'll cruise the Berkeley shoreline and hunt for authentic homeless encampment jubilee and round out the evening with Cheetos and Two-Buck Chuck from Seven-Eleven.

THIS, all for just an amazing $29.99! Hurry up, we don't have many tickets left! And Richhhhhhhhhhhhhhh will be thrilled to meet and greet you.

For info and tx: call: 555-555-5555
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7 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 7, 2019 at 1:14 PM

    Just in time for Fleet Week. Rich your timing is perfect. I'm in the mood to set sail for the proverbial three house cruise. I hope the weather doesn't start getting rough.

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    1. AnonymousOctober 8, 2019 at 9:14 AM

      Who cares about the weather? Just cruise to the next house.

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  2. AnonymousOctober 7, 2019 at 2:08 PM

    I look forward to the open bar and unlimited drinks. I heard you could drink that Florida blogger under the table.
    The news ladies in Jax call him "Creepy Eyes"...that's why he always has on those chic sunglasses.

    Cruise on...all aboard!

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  3. unknown stuntmanOctober 7, 2019 at 2:50 PM

    As long as asshole ryan scott is the chef/cabin/cabana boy

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  4. AnonymousOctober 7, 2019 at 4:21 PM

    Throughout this article, I wasn't quite sure if you were joking or not. Then I saw the price of $29.99, and I knew. Yes. I was a creative and elaborate little prank! If you proposed some sort of Bingo Party on the Water for your fans, don't be surprised if people take you up on it. Many are looking for a reason to be outside without getting sweaty. Floating on the water only adds to the thrill. Think it Ova!

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  5. AnonymousOctober 7, 2019 at 5:22 PM

    Is this on Jessica Castro's Sailboat?

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  6. NeginOctober 9, 2019 at 11:27 AM

    Should ask my uncle in Emeryville if we could borrow his boat and take the "cruise." Sure he'll toss in some hot dogs and beer for the boat's ice chest!

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