Tuesday, September 17, 2019

Bitter Beer Face Allen Martin and Freaking VDLC


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STILL AMAZED HOW MEDIOCRITY RULES THE DAY AT PIX

*Bitter beer face, Allen Martin, last known to have smiled and exude warmth, about the last few weeks of the Clinton administration. He's still just OK on the air but has about as much passion and personal vigor as that of a Fremont 7-11. I pick on Martin because he knows better but that doesn't even help. If you don't care then you should sure as hell try to fake it but I doubt Martin is even capable of that. It's just the same look and it adds to the rotten oatmeal that is KPIX News these days.

Meanwhile, the woman that thinks she's the new Evita, continues her blustery, superficial ways and barely registers a test pattern on the local news personality domain. KPIX won't admit they made a HUGE mistake bringing in this overpaid, underwhelming, yenta named De La Cruz, but I will. She has ZERO candor and news acumen. She has little time to muster up some on-air chemistry and she can't ad-lib worth a shit, but she does have tremendous working skills with her hair, GAME ONNNNNNNNN!

8 comments:

  1. One of the things I love about

    RICH LIEBERMAN 415 MEDIA
    TV, Radio, Internet...dishing dirt since 2001

    he says it like it is!

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    1. Don't think it's bitter beer face, rather it is the result of VDLC continued flatulence after her early dinner

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  2. VDLC is starting to pack on the lbs.

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  3. I am ducking RUINING one of your main pipelines.
    U can thank me later

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  4. My childhood-young adult neighborhood was walking distance from one of those Fremont 7-11s. Keystone Light Martin, I believe was at KSBW in Salinas at the time. McElhatton was still anchoring at PIX, & Bastida still had hair and a mustache. PIX & CBS HQ's cheapness is starting to become increasingly disturbing.

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  5. Let's not forget Andria Borba. The personality of a snooty socialite.

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  6. Boy, some of those descriptions of VDLC are kinda harsh. And accurate!

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