Friday, October 26, 2018

Let The Conspiracy Theories Begin

Image result for Blue van in bombing caseLET THE CONSPIRACY THEORIES BEGIN...

My initial take(s)

*RUSH: white guy, mid 50's, seems to have a criminal past for terroristic threats; well known to law enforcement officials.

Limbaugh will say he's probably a confused Democrat. "Probably a rejected dude from the 'drive-by.'"

*LEVIN: "Did he (the suspect) ever read the CON-STIT-TOOOOOOTION."

*SUSSMAN/KSFO MORNING SHOW: "He did send a threat (written) (in 1971) to Ronald Reagan." How do I know? "I talked to 'Dr. History.'"

HUGH HEWITT: "Get me more 'MAGA hats!"

SAVAGE: "He (the suspect) once interviewed for the CIA!"

BEARMAN: "Did he ever eat tofu?"

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25 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 26, 2018 at 9:25 AM

    Pat: "(Stern voice) The audacity! (Cackle). John, what do you think?"

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  2. AnonymousOctober 26, 2018 at 9:29 AM

    Obama: "(Looks at left teleprompter) Our national nightmare (pause)(looks at right teleprompter)..is over". (Waits for applause).

    Clinton: "I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

    Other Clinton: "What difference does it make?"

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    1. AnonymousOctober 26, 2018 at 5:55 PM

      Still obsessing over the Clinton's? Pathetic. Meanwhile, the Orange menace is a total embarsssmnt to the whole world and is not liking this "bomb stuff." Guaranteed Nov.6 shellacking by Dems in the House and governor races. Will whine like the big baby he is.

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    2. AnonymousOctober 27, 2018 at 9:32 AM

      Weren't the Clinton's targeted in the recent "bombings"? So mentioning them was in fact relevant.

      Still obsessing over Donald Trump? Pathetic.

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  3. AnonymousOctober 26, 2018 at 9:32 AM

    I'm just hoping and praying Joy Reid doesn't say anything homophobic.

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  4. AnonymousOctober 26, 2018 at 9:37 AM

    Marge in Marin calling in to KGO: "It's all Trumps fault!"

    Blanche in Concord calling in to KGO: "The Republicans are evil!"

    Rose in Campbell calling in to KGO: "Jimmy Carter was a good man that was done wrong!"

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  5. AnonymousOctober 26, 2018 at 10:04 AM

    Native American. Filipino surname.

    These crazy white guys never learn!

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  6. 94954 guyOctober 26, 2018 at 12:27 PM

    Quite a pristine van this guy drives...very, very neat.

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    1. AnonymousOctober 26, 2018 at 5:57 PM

      So? Hes been attending Trump rallies for 3 years; been harssing Dem pundits on Twitter for awhile too, so quit the conspiracy nonsense.

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  7. AnonymousOctober 26, 2018 at 1:05 PM

    Will it turn out that the suspect is an illegal immigrant who votes anyway (for Trump)?

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  8. HarryOctober 26, 2018 at 2:20 PM

    Maybe Megyn Kelly will devote her whole show Monday to this developing story.....

    Oh...wait...

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    1. AnonymousOctober 26, 2018 at 4:53 PM

      I personally look forward to the BREAKING NEWS: BOMBS SENT banner that CNN will run for the next 32 consecutive days.

      Journalism 101, after the 30th day it is..to put it bluntly..not so "breaking".

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    2. AnonymousOctober 27, 2018 at 11:35 AM

      Aw, you must be so disappointed about your preview of what you are sure CNN will do. See breaking news...multiple killings in a synagogue.....suspect? a white guy

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  9. Ben DejoOctober 26, 2018 at 3:20 PM

    The suspect is nothing but an Uncle Tom/Steppin Fetchit...hoping to get some love/ appreciation from White Republicans...trying to impress them with his "Trumpness."

    But seeing that he's not White/western European, the dude will just be left to twist in the wind.

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    1. AnonymousOctober 26, 2018 at 4:55 PM

      Uncle Tom lol. Democrats show their true racism at the most convenient times.

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    2. AnonymousOctober 26, 2018 at 5:48 PM

      > The suspect is nothing but an Uncle Tom/Steppin Fetchit
      > ...hoping to get some love/ appreciation from White
      > Republicans...trying to impress them with his "Trumpness."

      You know this...how?

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    3. AnonymousOctober 26, 2018 at 5:58 PM

      Possible58 years in the slammer. Trump will pardon him ASAP and Fox will give him a primetime spot soon after.

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  10. AnonymousOctober 26, 2018 at 4:41 PM

    Watch!!!! Trump will pardon the guy.

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  11. AnonymousOctober 26, 2018 at 6:27 PM

    Sayoc is straight out of Central Casting.

    Nobody got hurt, and in the end we will all end up loving the old meathead.

    The stripper angle was a nice touch.

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  12. JoeOctober 26, 2018 at 9:37 PM

    His mother is Italian, and the father Filipino, which makes him white.

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  13. AnonymousOctober 26, 2018 at 9:38 PM

    Sean Hannity: "What bombs lets talk about the illegal bought and paid for by Hillary fake russian dossier. And the lies to the FISA courts BLah Blah Blah.......I gotta repeat my lists over and over or my head will explode

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    1. AnonymousOctober 27, 2018 at 10:14 PM

      He is repetitious, but the problem is the corrupt are depending on the public's ignorance and short-term memory.

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  14. qodrnOctober 26, 2018 at 11:44 PM

    I just glad no one was hurt, especially postal or office workers. If this dude had been a GOOD bomb maker, a lot of people could have been hurt.

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  15. unknown stuntmanOctober 27, 2018 at 1:44 AM

    and dont forget "chef" ryan who would hire him as a phony caller and suck up to him on the air to satisfy his ego

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  16. AnonymousOctober 27, 2018 at 8:37 PM

    So nobody else thinks of Steve Lightfoot and his wacky van...and his rants...and his calls to the talk shows?

    Crazy is everywhere.

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