Bay Area Media Celebrity Dinner Menu Plans While Warriors Win NBA Finals

  BAY AREA MEDIA CELEBRITY WARRIORS/NBA FINALS CHAMPIONSHIP PARTY PLANS...

*Chip Franklin/KGO Radio: Chipster has a nice cheese and triscuits spread ready...complete with a luscious 10 buck bottle of Kendall Jackson from Safeway; in addition, Chip will tell his party of 7, again, "I'm a comedian you know."'m

*Jan Wahl/KCBS: Jan's planning on a real barn-burner ...went to Trader Joe's and splurged on mustard chili and some Paul Newman peanut-butter cups...so energized by it all, Jan's gonna sing the theme from "The Sting!' perched on her brand new temperpedic. Yowsa!

*Foodie Chap Liam Mayclam: got a trade-out at Grumpy's provided he never talks to the patrons about his experience with the clam chowder guy at the lousy restaurant at Pier 39.

*Roberta Gonzales /KCBS-KPIX: bottomless mimosas for herself and Juliette Goodrich; 2-buck chuck for the others at the Old Ship. Might do the Macarena in lingerie if Curry hits a triple double.

*Ethan Bear-MAN!/KGO Radio: Ethan is having a quiet get-together at the house here --very subdued, alcohol-free and no chips and salsa; in fact, Bearman and friends will celebrate the Dubs victory with a bowl of gluten free melba toast, cheese-less velveeta, and Ronnnn Owens sushi leftovers that are shaped like gadgets.

*Tom Tolbert/KNBR: 200,000 kegs of Corona, no lime.

*Gary Radnich: KNBR/KRON: plain toast.

*Bob Fitzgerald: KNBR/Warriors: a garlic, smarmy fondue called "Giggler's Goulash" with a"Flunkster Dude" house salad for ten. (Ha Ha Ha Ha!)

*Brian Murphy: KNBR: UCLA pizza; a mass pop culture spinach dip (Yeah, yeah, yeah!) and some homemade "Dude" tacos laced with Irish cream. "DUDE!"

*Brian Copeland: KGO Radio: All the "Black and Tans" from Fentons.

*Stan the Commenter: Uh, Rupert Pupkin fish sticks and 1 diet coke.

*Brian Sussman: KSFO: Donald Trump vanilla ice cream infused with Kellyanne Conway chocolate sauce --extra scoops just for Brian. Everyone else? Pussy pie.

*Dan Rosenheim// KPIX: all the leftovers from Bruno's going-away party.

*Bruno Cohen: Retired/CBS: all the leftovers from Dan's birthday party.

*Aaron Pero: KRON: screaming, lemon chicken wings for six at Wing Stop --and a bottle of generic vodka from the Van Ness Bev Mo.

*Stanley Roberts: KRON: about 16 box lunches swiped from various people behaving badly near the corner of Sixth and Mission who negotiated a trade-out in exchange for no grief from Stan's camera and Isaac Hayes impression.

*Leah Garchik: SF Chronicle:  Will Durst melon balls; Michael Krasny meat loaf; Charlotte Mailliard mashed potatoes and a very special George Schulz /GOP mock apple pie.