Sunday, October 30, 2016

Sunday Scrambled Eggs; Secret 415 Media E-Mails; The Chronicle Warriors' Beat Guy Story; KTVU: House of Paranoia; Rothmann Saturday Night KGO Tour De Force; Greek Madonna Holds Court at Kokkari; Joel Murray Tells Me to Stay on Message

Image result for Scrambled eggs MY E-MAIL server has revealed, according to press reports, that I may have received secret e-mails from Amy G and Jan Wahl. Hogwash. All I remember is that I've never met any of them and as far as I'm concerned, 7 days before the next 49ers game, this is all very suspicious.

*To be serious for a change, the Chronicle isn't very transparent.
Look at the sports page where the beat reporter for the Warriors was suspended, returned, and then switched to the Cal football beat. Meanwhile, the Cal beat guy is now the beat guy for the Warriors. No big deal, only the Chronicle hasn't said a word to its readers and the public. Maybe their new EIC way of doing business because, as we all know, only at the Chron are there "real journalists."

*KTVU: a virtual building with a bay-sized amount of paranoia. Their faces may look cheery and they may elicit loads of cackling and laughter but INSIDE Jack London Square is fear and loathing --between team players who don't trust one another; the snitches that work for management that have been foxified --and those that don't. The senior reporters, anchors, and producers have established semi-secret coffee meetings at the nearby Blue Bottle. Surprisingly, one influential senior anchor doesn't attend and is rumored to be the house #1 snitch. He should probably work out more up on Broadway where he can think out more Facebook posts.

*The Greek Madonna at KRON that just married a much-younger social stud is quite a hit at Kokkari with her outlandish sweet talk and overall demeanor; the younger guy had better pay more attention to her otherwise he may end up on Stan Roberts' hit list.

*Now that there's some real weather out there (for a change) the 70,000 weather reports every five minutes on TV and radio are slightly worth taking a look at. Or are you just immersed with Rosemary's dress.

*In all this e-mail/Hillary/Comey bouillabaisse --it was good to be home on Saturday night recovering and listening to a sea of civility on KGO Radio from 7-10 as John Rothmann was conducting the political orchestra. Maestro Rothmann saved the night, as usual.

*When the right-wing echo machine has issues with the press and complain about fairness, they refer to it as the "Mainstream Media"; when said MM breaks a story unfavorable to Hillary, Democrats, et al, then suddenly "The Mainstream Media" is just fabulous. What a coincidence.

*I had an October surprise: the hooker that I gave a card to in Union Square called me. She's scouting new material.

*I'm not even a professional political pundit but I'll bet you this: The news that hit Friday will not move pro-Hillary voters to the Donald; not in ANY way. It may make some Independent voters (all 10 of them) simply not vote for either of the scoundrels. Remember, the Electoral map hasn't moved much and its that map that actually elects our next POTUS. Assuming Hillary doesn't declare war on Canada she will win the White House.

*The crowd at Trump rallies chanting, "USA,USA, USA!" generally don't have passports.

*CSNBA: Wonder bread with cable lights.

*KGO Radio: KNBR's bitch.

*You know here I thought the 2000 Election was a circus but this 2016 deal is a night at the Opera. Times 20.

*BREAKING NEWS ALERT: My sources tell me a new video will be leaked showing Donald Trump french-kissing Darya Folsom.

*Chip Franklin Update: Chip's going to be talking about the health benefits of okra next week; Nikki will take to the streets and ask people if they eat enough broccoli too.

*Brian Copeland Election-Day Special: "Race matters in the Electoral College."

*Ronnnnnnnn has a busy Election day: his manicure/pedicure after the show then to Nordstrom for purchase of new ten short-sleeve animal shirts; dinner at North Beach Restaurant. Life hasn't been this good since the days with the secret brunette!

*My chief strategist, Joel Murray, has advised me to stay on message.

26 comments:

  1. Best new addition to the local TV sports scene - Bubba Paris doing the after 49ers game analysis on KTVU. He doesn't mince words. Should be given a regular gig somewhere!

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    1. Glad to read the favorable review of Paris. The few people I know who have met him say he is a nice guy.

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    2. I prefer Jeremy Newberry on KPIX. He's a straight-shooter and gets his points across.

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    3. I like Jeremy, and he is very candid. He is smart, too, but his street lingo doesn't come across well in the TV analyst role ("I would have did that differently," etc.).

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  2. I'd rather watch Brtiney Schipp

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  3. Is Ronn Ownes in his last weeks at KGO? Is there anyone who knows for sure?

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    1. He sounds just horrible. He should hang it up after Hillary wins next week. KGO will probably then replay the first 2 hours of Armstrong & Armstrong (or is it Getty & Getty?) for a total of 6 hours of Branson's best talk radio. Argh!!

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    2. "When Hillary wins".

      You say that as if it's a good thing. Most corrupt candidate ever.

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    3. "Most corrupt Candidate Ever?!" Apparently you don't know the "real" Fat Bloated Crazy Clown, aka D.Trump?! Who is a Lying, Greedy, Money Grubbing Asshole, & a Pervert!

      The once proud RepubliCon Party of Lincoln, & Reagan is DEAD & GONE!

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  4. okra(not fried) contains hyaluronic acid, the vital goo in the human cell which makes it possible for you to get up and go..The only other food with such high goo count is hawaiian potato, better known as taro root. I doubt if Chip Franklin knows about any of this.

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  5. If "she" is still hanging out at bars,why did "she" even get married?
    Why at her age even bother to get married? Marriage is for young people.
    He must be wealthy.

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    1. Bingo. She's always been a social-climbing reptile.

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  6. Darya and The Donald smooching? Now I'm going to have nightmares for a week!

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  7. > *BREAKING NEWS ALERT: My sources tell me a new video will be
    > leaked showing Donald Trump french-kissing Darya Folsom.

    Come on. Even HE has standards.

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    1. >Come on. Even HE has standards.

      Yeah, he would say "Look at her. No way!"

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  8. Rich, such a political hack. As bad as those he criticizes.

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  9. When will Gary Radnich get his pink slip?

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  10. Oh, I forgot. We got a text Sunday morning from Tom Del Beccaro (former chair of the California Republican party, personal friend of ours) that he's been asked to forward his resume to the national.

    That has never happened before. Something's up.

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  11. A scrambled egg and two slice of plain wheat bread? Is that a supermodel breakfast? Add 3 slices of thick bacon,strong coffee with heaping sugar,butter all over that bread, and then 4 or 5 Oreo/Chips Ahoy cookies. Then yer go to go.

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    1. That's at least TWO scrambled eggs, three if milk wasn't added...Kate Moss could live for a week on that...as long as there was a six-pack of beer and a carton of Winstons nearby...

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  12. Exactly, the Donald might as well be kissing Mr. Ed...

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    1. "WILLLBURRR! YOU'RRRRE FIRRREDD!"

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  13. Donald always did like a Horseface

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  14. Darya Folsom? C'mon Rich, I eat with these hands...

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  15. I'll be here on Nov. 9th to make you eat your Hillary prediction, Rich.

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  16. Radnich basically spent 3/4 of his 6:45 sports talking about fucking woman. KRON just tanking.
    And I believe those smiles from Lodes and Aveson were just pure embarrassment at what they have to do to make a living with Radnich just clueless and oblivious to his babbling.

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