Tuesday, October 6, 2015

San Francisco Market Yenta Central; The Biggest Gossip-Mongers; TV/Radio Tonsils That Just Won't Keep Their Mouth Shut; Exposed

 SF--Market Yenta Central.

They are everywhere. Gossip mongers. In Yiddish --a certified yenta. We have plenty here, especially TV and Radio. They are habitual rabble-rousers --always chit-chatting, schmoozing, or in today's world, texting and facebooking, what else.

Time to call them out. By the way, not all of these yentas are women.

*Sherry Brown--KGO Radio: the ultimate yenta. Spreads more shit than an elephant in heat. Her "uh" on every newscast is comical. Likes to stir up manufactured shit and then complains when she's called out. Smells to high heaven. Maybe something's in the water at, uh, KGO.

*Kim Wonderly: KCBS: Real tangible yenta supreme. Office talker chick. Thinks she's the newsroom guardian but all she really is is the traffic broad. When trying to "defend" the honor of Becca Corral all she really accomplished was to confirm her status as A-grade YENTA! Stick to fender-benders on 101, Kimmy.

*Mike Sugerman: KCBS --the preeminent male yenta. What a putz. Facebook journalist needs social media to get interviews in Santa Clara. Tells inter-office stories based on third-hand sources. The cigar-chomping schmuck with the fake voice intonation ("I'm Mike Sugerman--About The Bay") wreaks of verbal feces, like a swarm of bees over a dead deer carcass --Mikey has never been one to turn off the gossip manure. It's fine and OK but please, find a new audience. Hurry, hurry!

*Roberta Gonzales: KPIX. Robby, you once had me as an ally because I root for a woman who is constantly hoodwinked by the arrogant News Director, the asshole who drinks cheap beer with the sports guy. Seriously, Robby, I knew about your charitable work and PTA meetings but you threw me a curve at your constant backroom talk--mostly about me. Why? I didn't go out to look for a fight. Your constant chit-chat, gossip-monger with (you know who) has reached crisis proportions. And I'm not going to even mention the fact that your current breathless giggles every darn morning with Bunger on radio have become appointment audio--all for the wrong reason. Button it up, Robby.

*Jan Wahl: KCBS. I don't have to say a word here. The biggest yenta of them all. Just listen to Hat Woman for a minute and you'll have the story.

*Doug Sovern: KCBS. Hey, schmucko, nobody disputes you're a damn good political reporter but quit telling everyone that you're the "only" reporter in the newsroom that's worthy of praise. That won't sit well with staff, especially your buddy, Becca Corral.

*Jennifer Jones-Lee: KGO Radio. "Ha, Ha, giggle, giggle, giggle, ha-ha, giggle, giggle" --KGO Morning Yenta Queen especially gossip-monga with Ronnnnnnn Owens and her radio beard, tech guy, Jason Middleton. Jones-Lee the perennial champ when it comes to chatty do-do.

*Veronica De La Cruz: KPIX. Let's see, throw down your smart phone and quit touching your hair. Then concentrate and realize that if you spent as much time on talking about real news and the like, as opposed to sending multi-texts to your girlfriends you'd be the respected anchor they thought they got from NY. Wrongo!

*Gasia Mikaelian: KTVU: Oh. My. God. Queen Fox2 ditz in the morning now. How's the coffee taste been lately? Quit ripping Mibach and tell him straight to his face you think he's a moron. Or worse, yet, make him take a look at the "Talk Like a Pirate" video.

*Darya Folsom: KRON. "Uh, uh, Aaron, I'm the white Wendy Williams!--Just get rid of Radnich and give me more time!" --KRON's one-third of yenta trifecta: Between her, digital boy, and the new weather chick? Oy Vey!

19 comments:

  1. Holy Shit! Give this posting FOUR HATS (that's right Jan. Go have a cream-filled donut and a fattening latte, you blow hard).

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    1. You forgot the dumb username this time

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  2. Don't forget Christine Craft, the Jew Yenta Tard of the SF Bay Area.

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  3. Rich, I am Jewish as well and while it is a nice "yenta" may be a word to describe some of these folks, they are only doing their job. jan does a great job on commercials, Doug is probably the best political reporter on radio anywhere, Sugarman brings his own unique brand of reporting and Kim does a wonders in explaining all of the Bay Area traffic woes in a concise and easy to listen to manner.

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  4. Damn, I saw Darya in a promo the other night. She looked like a character in a "Creature Features" film. I almost felt sorry for her. Almost!

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    1. I read that as "porno" at first.

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  5. I like this blog. I really do enjoy the musings here. However:

    1) How can it last much longer. Viruses don't go in with the design to kill the host cell - sure, they do inadvertently thus killing themselves. Like a virus, I'm afraid you are killing your host cell. I hope NOT because again I enjoy this blog.

    2) I think your and the subsequent comments on Jan Wahl and the likes are cruel. Talk about her hat, her voice, her personality but her weight and looks (someone likes her, she got a fat rock on her left hand).

    Other than that, I enjoy "the show" keep it up.

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  6. I like Jan Wahl and I like Christine Craft. Is there something wrong with me?

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  7. No mention of Kate "the carpet muncher" Scott?

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    1. Not sure what your point is here in referring to her as a carpet muncher, as though it's a bad thing. Personally I enjoy munching carpet. :)

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    2. I'm with you Greg B!! So do I.
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  8. @11:56
    "I think your...comments on Jan Wahl...are cruel. Talk about her hat, her voice...but her weight and looks..."

    Oh, please. Pull up her Tarantino interview before you go whining about how "cruel" Rich is to her.

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  9. Yeah she had a seemingly personal ax to grind about his movie and it was a generally bad interview. HOWEVER, the fat jokes and what not just aren't cool. BTW.. My name is Anthony- NOT 11:56

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  10. Everybody mentioned here should get together and have a party.

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  11. Maybe it would be a quicker read if you could just tell us which local broadcasters, if any, that you DO approve of. Just saying'...

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    1. Quick tip, Lieberman doesn't like anyone who is successful. The more successful someone is, the more Lieberman dislikes them.

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  12. In my opinion, one is free to criticize anything an individual, with a little effort, has the ability to change. Weight clearly falls into that category, as does just about everything mentioned.

    In another vein, the giggle and jiggle hiring policies, and apparent preferencial manner in which women in the industry do and/or are encouraged to behave is utterly astounding.

    I'm finding it hard to watch or listen to any of it any more. Very disappointed and disillusioned with the industry. Seems ethics and integrity have fallen by the wayside and a phoney happy has taken over. And, please tell me why anyone would care to get their Kardashian updates on the five o'clock news.

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