Thursday, June 5, 2014

The Most Revolting News You Will Ever Read: Discretion Advised--Could Cause Severe Emotional Turbulence; New Rules

 OK, So here's the deal.


NEW RULES:


Sensitive to your thoughts regarding the coverage here of the call-letter deficient radio station, we have changed direction.


BUT....


Seriously, we're not in the business of piling on. Tired and wretched talking about the irrelevant one.


Will not attend the Sunday All-Star debate/game/shindig in disguise unless some disgruntled MILF from Pleasanton takes her top off and gives a lap dance to Bret Burkoff.


**YOU come here expecting the best in journalism and I try to be your Walter Cronkite, (pictured above)--I have chosen to dispel all the controversy and rumors...


I am not changing the format of 415 Media. We will remain largely the same but we have explored the idea of using Gil Gross to provide weekly cooking tips. Cooked, get it? Ha Ha Ha.


*Have a 415 Media-Cumulus Summit at the Fisherman Wharf's Holiday Inn. This is an on-going negotiation and something imminent could be announced any day. The idea of a summit was not mine. It was concocted by an inside producer at the call-letter deficient station --keep in mind I may have been duped because no one knows for sure if it's true. Vetting under way.


*As a community service to the All-Star Debaters: here's some choices. Note: No-host bar. Food entrees chosen is compliments of the Cumulus Media. Any entrée over $8.10 will have to be covered by you and your spouse/girl/guy friend unless your Ronn Owens and Ryan Scott.


Any violation of this rule will be met with swift retribution and penalty will result in being forced to listen to the John Hamilton Travel Show.


BAY AREA MEDIA NOTES:


Yes, sorry it IS a news story when a star anchor gets hired by the CBS O and O--misses over a month, including all-important May Sweeps --if she was OK enough to attend in-house station cultural event why then was she unable to get on the anchor seat? Legit question...Mr. Serious, KCBS' Stan Bunger, do your homework: when A's owner threatens to move team on daily basis, yeah, dork head, it might effect attendance --what a damn moron!...Speaking of divas, SJ Merc blogger, Tim Kawakami ripped into the Radnich/Krueger KNBR Morning Show over their recent Jim Harbaugh interview. Kawakami gets grumpy every now and then--perhaps he should re-think his romantic pursuit of Bay Area resident Chita Rivera...


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19 comments:

  1. Based on that pic of the KRON WX-woman...it looks like a serious Silicone Front is approaching the southern Santa Clara Valley/Almaden Valley from the west...

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    1. Very Funny!
      You never saw anything like that on TV...
      20-30 years ago.
      No, we girls were straight-laced.

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  2. Rich, I agree with many of the folks who posted the other day, that the 'punkLieberman' gag/joke/misplayed adventure is a story worth focusing on and not letting go. Don't you remember how Mel Baker came out at the Occupy KGO rally, screaming about all the hate mail and the threatening phone calls which were upsetting the staff? I didn't believe it then, and I'm less inclined to believe it now, as we've seen Mel Baker publicly claim that folks at the station are more than willing to fabricate events. If they will lie to you about changing the station format, who else will they lie to? Nonviolent folks at a rally? Sure, why not? Anytime people publicly gloat over pulling a prank (lying for a gotcha moment), you've got to wonder what other games they have up their sleeves.

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  3. Rich, hate to disagree but you are in the business of piling on. That's what you do.

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    1. Yo, Rich (Pssssst!) It's BRET BURKHART, king of KGOne afternoon nooze emceeing Sunday. Wolcoff wasn't invited. Low be the kumquat who can't get the emcee's name right.

      Rumor just in: The "entertainer" formerly know as Karel has packed his "Hello Kitty" lunchbox for his paid-by-a-pal flight from Long Beach. He will not be bring a "soap-on-a-rope" for this trip as he won't be here that long.

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    2. ...and BETTER than anyone! Pile on, Rich. Pile on.

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  4. Boy those hang nicely. I can't wait for Darya to get jealous and retaliate.

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    1. I looked at Erica the other morning and noticed she's getting a little sloppy. Too much partying will cause that.

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  5. I will not attend the sunday event also...... And nothing is lost.

    The worker bees are dusting off the kgo crock pot for this event...!
    Someone forgot to do dishes .... the last time it was used at the christmas party :(

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    1. That's funny! Attention debaters - We've decided to not take you to dinner after the debate. Instead, thee will be a Debater's Potluck Supper in a nearby park. KGO will provide coffee, iced tea, juice, paper plates and utensils. Everyone else is asked to please bring a covered dish of casseroles, goodies and wine. Thank you. - Cumulus Media.

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  6. Even if KGO used the Cone of Silence Rich would find out about it.

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    1. You bet! Get me Lieberman on the shoe phone, now! "Thanks, Chief"

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  7. Rich, I actually hope you attend the event, to count (1) how many empty seats there are; (2) what percentage of the people attending are employees of the station, advertisers, or otherwise affiliated with the station; (3) what sort of losers actually paid to attend this thing. Take photos of them and post them -- I want to see what gullible people look like. Yeah, I'm a mean fucking bitch, but honestly I'm curious about who would actually pay to go to this thing. {Heh, on second thought, maybe I should go. Maybe I'll find someone dumb enough to actually date me and put up with me, hahaha.}

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    1. Are you a hottie 4:49? I love it when you talk dirty.

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  8. Ha, very funny Ed Platt the Chief of TV's "Get Smart" as Walter Cronkite, you're not serious, are you?

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  9. LMFAO, Rich! Funny shit! Good job!

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  10. Glad I read to the end on this one...

    Thank you.

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  11. Erica Kato is the perfect AIRHEAD for Spare the Air! LOL Nice one rich!

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  12. You sir, are an idiot. Erica has a Cal degree.

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