Well, let's see.
In the first 20 minutes of his show on Saturday, Karel said:
"Clint Eastwood is an old senile man."
"I bleed KGO. I let Dr. Bill Wattenburg hit me. I let him. Why? Because I
love KGO. I love it so much, I can't watch it die."
"Mrs. Eastwood, I know you listen and are a fan of mine, I love your
husband's movies, he used to be smart, now, he's having an Alzheimer's moment.
You need to slap him."
In his opening statement, which made Karel look and sound like he was on
waaay too much of self-medication, he revealed:
"Some radio bloggers are idiots and morons (giggle, giggle). I don't care
what hate you have against me, I LOVE IT! I LOVE THE ATTENTION YOU GIVE ME YOU
MORONS! You are JEALOUS OF MY being on the red carpet this week and you can't
stand it for my being a celebrity!"
Wait, wait, wait. Stop tape. Just stop the damn tape ... especially since
we, the people, were accused, again, of taking "my comments out of context" as
he kissed up to Pat Thurston for dissing her to his producer in last week's last
exciting episode ...
He professes to know all about "traditional marriage." He hates
Chick-Fil-A, and says that people who eat there are A-Holes. (Yeah he did. "Too
many oils and chemicals for me. You people are morons and idiots." (OK, score one. Just fucking brilliant and original).
Karel's girlie producer said at the second break, "Good job ... you're on
FIRE!" Yeah, right. Take this you racist bigot pig. You just aren't fun.
You are a moron, a screamer, a disgrace to your gayness -- no matter what you
say you "like about the attention."
Restart the tape:
"And you people are just jealous because for the first time in my life, I
was able to walk the red carpet at the Pantages Theater in LA this week.
Jealous. That's all you are."
OK, hold it again. Listen, you little schmuck -- let's remind you that YOU
pawned YOURSELF regarding the play "Memphis" which you saw ... for free. YOU
promoted YOU being on the red carpet way over any publicity for the show.
"You don't like my show? There's the dial."
The moron promoted HIMSELF for being on the red carpet and, no, he was FAR
from the celebrity star at the freebie. Stoning virgins? Romney funds hatred
through his 10% anything, holy underwear, polygamy, you are going to hell!
Including you, too, Clint Eastwood!" "Me? According to the 15 hate texts I have
receive, I will burn in hell. I DON'T THINK SO ... and I'll take it."
Even animal talk. "Scorpions. That's what Republicans are. Scorpions.
They are evil. That's what they do. The people that support him support his
evil."
Really? Who died and made this SCHMUCK an informed political hackmeister?
No, I'm not saying that Romney is "so right" for us in November. This a-hole,
Karel, preaches the same exact way that he blames everyone for being. "Romney
will risk nothing. He is risking nothing. The Congress is taking five paid
weeks off. Five, five, five weeks off paid vacation." Look, dickhead,
Congress, using our taxpaying dollars, have been taking vacations for
re-election since the beginning. You are more fun than watching loose poop in
a punchbowl.
What a hack. What a whackjob. And yet ... it's so sick.
"Can I stop after this hour?" he asks his engineer, Dominic at the :45
mark, like he's just done the Billy Graham Revival. "Sure," the engineer says
... you got a two hour song to play?" "Sure I do, I will find it right here!"
as the little idiot primps and protects his "vocal node."
Good going, Cumulus. Karel loves Chic-Fil-A. I can tell.
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Just when you think Karel can't get any lower, he lowers himself even more. Ha! As he started his 3rd hour he called out our very own RL by name......
ReplyDeleteHe hates In-and-Out burger too (There's a joke in there somewhere). Rants about them all the time. I used to like the guy in small doses, but now he's a fucking disaster.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Karel knows a large percentages of chick-fil are franchises (like 75%) some of them owned by homosexuals. The franchises usually give money to people/causes Karel supports.
ReplyDeleteKarel I know you're reading this you &*%$#@ moron Dan Kathy does not speak for every Chic-fil-a talk to your local franchise owner you might learn something you bigoted dumbass. Franchises have to follow certain rules like being closed on Sunday but it doesn't mean they agree with Dan Kathy.
Karel deserves all the bashing he gets. On the other side of the lunatic isle we have the Rabbi Daniel Lapin show. This gas bag on KSFO has spent the morning today bashing gays and Native Americans. The rabbi fancies himself a great businessman even though he has filed for bankruptcy and every one of his business ventures has failed. Oy vey! The chutzpah
ReplyDeleteKarel, lay off the bath salts/spice. Dude you need rehab like now! Post tostie....
ReplyDeleteAgain, why all of the attention on Karel?Why waste the tim? The guy obviously never got the attention he wanted as a kid. He's an insignificant little troll who somehow managed to weasel his way into the radio biz, which in this day and age is unfortunately hiring clowns of his ilks by the bushel!
ReplyDeleteKarel not only has some serious issues (he needs his meds!) but he's got no credibility
with anyone who wants to listen to intelligent, informative talk on the radio.
I think that whoever hired this fool must have been out to lunch when they made the move. Karel is so bad, he makes even the 'NY Witch' (is she still on KGO by the way?) and 'Monty' sound good, and that takes a lot!
I listened to Karel once for about 5 minutes while I was driving home, and I couldn't believe my ears! But, as I mentioned before, this is the kind of 'genius programming' the corporate suits in the media want on the air these days. Keep dumbing down the programming guys and pretty soon the only audience you'll have let are brain-dead shut ins and conspiracy theorists!
Heh. Somebody I never heard of until now. That was some of the most incoherent babble ever transcribed. Ever. A mad master ass hatter.
ReplyDelete"I let Dr. Bill Wattenburg hit me. I let him." Huh?
ReplyDeleteEastwood & Co have certainly taken a strange turn or two in the last couple years. Don't you think Clint would have learned his lesson with these Republicans after Arnold sacked him? Romney will no doubt do great things for the wealthy when elected. More golf courses on the Monterey Peninsula?
If Bill W had smacked Karel, Karel would still be seeing stars and chirping birdies. Bill W is older than than queenie, but one hell of a fit, tennis playing stud.
DeleteOther then the red carpet "look at me" selfishness. He could have played that into making himself looking better....What did he say that was wrong? Clint is backing Romney. Republicans? Just can't wait until they start the bulldozers and clear the Amazon( a right wing Brazilian president is now doing that now) and of course their philosophy of America and what it should be always lead to the final solution.
ReplyDeleteI thought you were going to post crazy stuff..he made sense.
I never have and never will waste my time with this Karel Kook.
ReplyDeleteHowever, Rich, I must change the subject and say this:
"I hope you are not watching any Olympic Basketball. Gee, I wonder why I said it. It clearly has nothing to do with either analyst (Ann Meyers Drysdale is a great lady.) Must be something to do with the play-by-play voice who is clearly way too popular with Comcast viewers all over the world, unlike with certain NBA fans in a specific region."
There I said it. London is facing its worst vocal plague - RUDY! AAUGH! We need Sir David Frost, Peter Alliss, or any Monty Python alum to tell this guy to "P--- OFF!" Or better yet, Roger Waters!
It's amazing how fatty Fitzie sucked his way into working on Olympic basketball on NBC. It just shows you how gullible and stupid the suits at NBC are, taken in by Fitzie's disingenuous personality and putting this classic brown-noser on the air.
ReplyDeleteI love the ridiculous lies Karel will just spit out to show how smart he is. Like the time he said he was valedictorian of his high-school class. And after he watched the John Adams miniseries on HBO, he mentioned the "founding fathers" on almost every show for weeks, claiming to have a degree in history.
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I think Karel is average but at least he educates himself and brings information to the airwaves. The woman they had on this morning who some of you seem to really like was horrendous. Monty is not that great but she is actually worse.
ReplyDeleteBefore the KGO mass firings, I was not a big fan of Ms. Craft, mainly because she was a big supporter of Edwards and then of Hilary, which is fine; however, Ms. Craft kept bashing Obama until the convention and kept up the attack after he gained the nomination. She came across as a very sore loser. Additionally, I was never a fan of her rudeness towards callers, even though I agree with most of her positions. Still, she is a much smarter and seasoned host than Karel and Montemanure put together. I enjoyed her today quiet a bit. My only complaint was the bumper music. Ms. Craft and Rage Against The Machine is not a good combo on Sunday mornings.
ReplyDeleteNever heard of the guy. But if he's going to talk trash about Clint, he needs to be taken outside for a beating.
ReplyDeleteThe only place the miserable piece of human schmegma they call Karel is a celebrity is in the mirror of his bathroom.
ReplyDelete-Wayne
Are we having fun yet???
ReplyDeleteI'm not a fan of the guy..I have never heard his show-not once. I just wish you had picked out things that were wild and crazy..those things were pretty much true!..lol.. EXCEPT if he called out bloggers. THEN he's hitting at the people!
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