Friday, May 27, 2011

Major Buster Posey-like Bay Area Media Collisions; Wikileaks Part II



*Ann Killion smashes into Damon Bruce's ego and thus, the greatest inferno in SF history ensues.

*Ronn Owens takes out Willie Brown's hat head on prompting the Emergency Broadcast system in all nine Bay Area counties.

*Jan Wahl goes head first into a Sleeptrain mattress. Good News: Wahl's ok. Bad news: Temperpetic cover completely demolished.

*Da Lin broad-sides Aaron Pero all the way into the Van Ness Holiday Inn commissary.

*In a real dark moment, Ray Ratto goes full frontal through the Daly City In-and-Out Burger and simultaneously devours three double-doubles.

*Uh, Sam Spear slides feet first right into Jaymee Sire's IPad. (Later on "Chronicle Live",  Sire goes one-on-one with the track announcer at Golden Gate Fields.)

*Liam Meaclam plows through the entire waiting line at Ike's and just when he gets up, exclaims, "That was lovely!"

*Kate Scott takes out the "Eyewitness Blues Band"; in retaliation, gets fired from KCBS and has to go to work at KNBR.

*Entire staff of "Check Please" wipes out Narsai David's olive garden. Narsai subsequently devotes next five days on how to best harvest an olive garden.

*In a fit of dire passion, Larry Beil, "with authority!", absolutely destroys the entire studio audience of "7 Live." All 7 housewives from Brisbane are flown straight to SF General. (Later, patients are asked to "Facebook" their adventure to the director of "7 Live" for a future segment.)

*Jon Bristow's "pipes" hit Karel's motorcycle pants prompting a city-wide crisis of immense proportions. Even Len Tillem is speechless.

*Roberta Gonzalez, showing amazing physical dexterity, plods straight through Dan Rosenheim and Allan Martin. Gets standing ovation from every known living morsel in the Channel 5/KPIX newsroom.

*Bay Guardian editorial staff gets a taste of nasty stuff from SF Weekly. Nobody in the entire outer/inner domain of the 415 gives a shit and life goes on.

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8 comments:

  1. Instead of sending flowers, Rich just blogs it!

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  2. Oh Mr.Media...

    Why is the "Sports Bleatter" running a promo for themselves with Joe Starkey's Call of "THE PLAY" from Cal FB and sort of "implying" that it was on KNBR? When it was on KGO. I think Joe Starkey owns the rights.Did Joe sell it to them?

    Why is KNBR calling the Giants "The Greatest Show on Earth" Doesn't that belong to Ringling Brothers?

    Who do these douche bags think they are? Exempt from the Law? Could you get us some answers from your favorite radio station?

    Pleeze Mr.Media...Law abiding people want to know?

    It is a Law, and as they say in Atlanta "That IS
    the real thing.

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  3. So who the hell is left to give a standing ovation in the Ch5/KPIX newsroom?

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  4. What would be funny would be if the entire staff of "Check Please" and Narsai David were forced to eat at THE Olive Garden.

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  5. Just being honest-but I dont see Radnich doing his schtick with a lesbian day in,day out. I really don't. Kate Scott said this was a trial..and when she said she's married to another woman,you could almost feel Radnich and Connors gasp.
    Mind you,when the topic of his daughter in the ballet came up a few weeks ago,Radnich joked that he and his wife have decided if THEIR SON wanted to be in the ballet,they would lock him in the house until he was 35.
    So, I dont see him going too long before Kate gets offended,admitting it or not.

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  6. Kate Scott working for Lee Hammer and KNBR is a walking harassment/hostile working environment lawsuit in the making.
    She said her stay there is a "trial". Ironic wording..

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  7. When a lesbian working for knbr makes a comment on air about what a great "booty" she has at home(her married partner who is a female, it is disgusting. As far as I am concerned, the Radnich tv show is headed to the crapper.

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  8. It's awesome when a woman can come out as a lesbian. Good for her if that's the case.

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