The San Francisco 'Santa Controversy'...and why all of us need a life

This story constitutes "news"?...and we all wonder why the world is going to hell in a hand basket.

When I first heard about it, I figured it merited about a minute of my time, now its all over the media landscape. God help us.

The Santa will get another job. Macy's PR people will offer some half-hearted explanation and the planet and mankind will survive.

This moronic tale makes balloon boy's dad seem like the Pentagon Papers.