This story constitutes "news"?...and we all wonder why the world is going to hell in a hand basket.
When I first heard about it, I figured it merited about a minute of my time, now its all over the media landscape. God help us.
The Santa will get another job. Macy's PR people will offer some half-hearted explanation and the planet and mankind will survive.
This moronic tale makes balloon boy's dad seem like the Pentagon Papers.
When I was a Santa, the temp agency hammered me to remember that Santa is happily married to Mrs. Claus and no matter how clever you think you are, you do not joke with grown-ups about being naughty. But I couldn't resist. I kept getting these twenty-something young hotties who'd sit on my lap and wiggle their little asses, and tell me what they wanted. I said, "it depends, are you very nice or are you very naughty?" They loved it, but someone complained and I lost the gig.
ReplyDeleteI agree Rich, this is fluff shit!
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