SF Bait

IS IT THE GATE or SF Bait, I dunno.

Anyway, let's go to the headlines, shall we.

PURPLE BURRITOS IN THE LOWER HAIGHT

Residents in the Lower Haight area have discovered a new joint that is serving purple burritos. It's become the rave. Neighbors swear by the gourmet foodie faire. "Marcia", a regular, admits that almost every Friday when walking her dog in GG Park, she stops by for lunch and orders 2 purple burritos--one for her and one for Skippie, her poodle pooch. "It's a lot of money (the burrito costs 15 bucks) but it's totallly radical and it tastes cool!" The burritos sell out every day and have become so popular and hip, regular ones with all the greatest cheese and rice/beans don't sell at all. And they're only 5 dollars. Like, just OMG!

NEW 'CRAZY' HOUSE EXCITES NATIVES at OCEAN BEACH

Neighbors and tourists alike are in total awe of a new, wacky house off Ocean Beach that has become the talk of the town. The house, which has only 900 square feet, resembles an old SF chef, Gufus DeLimabean, is currently vacant but developers who built it are hoping to attract a buyer who loves new challenges and appreciates SF's colorful history. The property doesn't have a garage or any running water yet is considered a good fixer-upper. The asking price is $2.5M dollars, a relative bargain.

MARINA POL, PROGRESSIVE VOICE, ADVOCATES MORE WOMEN ON SUPERVISOR BOARD--IS RUNNING.

Vekla Vudka, a Marina neighborhood activist and women's rights advocate, announced her candidacy for the SF Board of Supervisors. She told assembled press that in spite of SF's progressive alliance, the need for more women on the board is vital and "extremely necessary." Vudka, who is considered a strong candidate for a seat on the board, is also considering a run for DA should Chesa Boudin be recalled. "I don't have a law degree, " said Vudka, but I understand this city and people like me. They appreciate me."

IN SPITE OF DIRTY KITCHEN, DOWNTOWN GRUB PUB SOLD OUT UNTIL NOVEMBER

Mucky's Place, the French/Icelandic eatery near Oracle Park, continues to be the talk of SF's culinary club. In spite of less-than-clean looking interior, the cozy 12-seat people's pub is sold out of reservation until November. People have lined the little place and swear by its great burgers and tofu sushi. A three-course meal, including drinks is a hit for $295. A group of Financial district office techies, 12 in fact, left the place quite satisfied, "we are it! all shouted.

SOMA' (and Hunter Pence's) QUIRKY POOCH. HERE'S WHY

This lovable pooch makes walkers giggle every day. It's not just his gaze or the musical bark, he's just so, well, quirky! Almost everyone was startled to find out "Blutto" was a rescue dog owned by the ex-Giants' Hunter Pence who adopted him and takes with him when Pence scooters all over the town. The duo have surprised just about everyone in sight and not just those at Oracle Park.

Really?