Thursday, July 11, 2019

Over and Over and Over and Over

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*KCBS and its inane weather every ten minutes even everybody knows the fucking weather is going to be like --like its been in the Bay Area for centuries in Summer: foggy at the coast, sunny inland --with occasional heat every week. NO, they don't HAVE TO keep doing it because people tune in and out quite regularly. They could, GOD FORBID, run extra time on a Phil Matier segment or a news interview that is interesting...instead we get this nonsense every day and it is deplorable.

*KRON and its out-of-date news sound --only thing missing is stale wonder bread. Then again, KRON is off the air --as if we're all suffering.

*Yeah, a reader indicated what I've discovered for years now: What's the deal with KTVU's overrated Claudine Wong, who seems to have a combination of cold, head cold, sore throat, fever, whatever for the last two years. Now there's a reason she never smiles on the air.

*KGO still using outdated promos for the horrific Mark Thompson --OUT --AGAIN!--TODAY! Yeah, I heard the lame excuse he's doing some VO work for a third-tier cable gig --which only shows what he thinks of his KGO gig.

*Ronnnnnnnnnnnnnn Owens stlll popping into the studios at KGO's Battery St. home to let the PD know he's ready and willing to take over the 10-Noon gig (or any time slot for that matter) and the insipid execs having to tell Ronnnnnnn: "Well, Ronn, we appreciate your support but we already have enough crappy hosts already."

*Jan Wahl's uber-irritating movie reviews on Friday on KCBS even though only 14 people listen and half of that number is Jan's yoga class in Berkeley.

*KCBS for having the gall to run the hideous yahoo known as "Foodie Chap", the inglorious bastard known as Liam Mayclem with the overwrought, heightened, obnoxious British accent who has all the appeal of a bowl of dirty, wet oatmeal found on Sixth and Market after midnight.

*Frank Somerville's look of "concern" after a sad murder  story or some banal human interest piece Frank, just  read the damn story and move forward. And stay the hell off Facebook!

*Weather anchors on both TV and radio referring to "the marine layer." Hey, schmuck, it's FOG! Why not just call it FOG! Is there a law you have to call it the "marine layer?" Does that make it more interesting and important? Oh, dear lord, I've got your marine layer right here.

*Tom Tolbert and his fixation on beer. It's no longer schtick. It's bordering on disturbing. And it's LOUSY RADIO.

*Every time Damon Bruce utters words that he thinks are intellectually standard and impressive I have to chuck my lunch out; Bruce is married to some Salesforce chick who obviously has a ball-chain effect on him. Almost like she ORDERS him now, "Damon, you must be more like an adult!" 

*Bill Martin's nightly 146 "uh's" which would be even more record-setting if Bill wouldn't leave after the 6 to eat his dinner at home in Lafayette.

*KGO-TV GM Tom Cibrowski's continuing MIA status which means Disney brings a guy out from NY for a $500G a-year gig to say nothing, do nothing, program nothing; wait, he got new furniture too!

*Mark Willard lame attempt to "distinguish himself" on late night KNBR --yeah, I'm sure it's working since they consistently run 7 straight PSA's every night.  Any day now, Willard will have on a sports physic.

*Tim Kawakami's BLOCKING everyone on his Twitter account which has become so inane and dumb the Kawster has millions of fake accounts trolling him on his "BLOCK" status. Great, Tim, go block yourself now.

*Ronnnnn's cheesy cruise ads on KGO; between Ronnnnnn and the fucking Hadlery guy pimping his hotels and Owens ass-kissing, they can both cruise and bed over the "Ronn Owens Report." Cruel and Unusual Punishment.


23 comments:

  1. "*Frank Somerville's look of "concern" after a sad murder story or some banal human interest piece Frank, just read the damn story and move forward. And stay the hell off Facebook!"

    Oh God, so true. Mr. Pompous. Franktimonious.

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    1. Frank has this grim look on his face lately, like he's holding in a big shit on camera. IbaƱez can barely stand him and this comes across on camera. Martin's phoning it in and Orozco has zero charisma. They had a budding star in Kyla Grogan but they duped her, which is so typical. Better to use beaten-down people they can control. I'm surprised they haven't dragged Brian Banmiller out of retirement for a return.

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    2. Really?
      Constipated KTVU employees?
      Is that faux 1 ply toilet paper that bad.
      Watching channel 2 makes you go number 2

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  2. Many years ago I worked in Cleveland and had a colleague, an old craggy newspaper guy, who became the 6 and 11 pm anchor on the NBC station there. He was teamed up with a dumb but very beautiful blonde who was clueless. One day my friend mentioned that they were having trouble with the blonde because she would smile while reading tragic stories and frown during feel-good stories. They solved the problem by attaching a couple of illuminated smiley faces and frowning faces to the side of the teleprompter. When she was supposed to look sad, the sad face would light up, etc. When he told me this, I said I didn’t believe him. So he brought me down to the studio one night and sure enough the sad and happy faces were there, helping her along during the show.

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  3. A Firm-pre-Firm comparison about the stiff Claudine Wong - even Dennis Richmond let out a chuckle on occasion during his 32-40 years at KTVU.
    And HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Didn't know Jan Wahl did yoga!

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  4. Bill Martin goes home for dinner, big effen deal. What he does on his time, is his own personal time!!!

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    1. Unless he can make it there and back in one hour (and he can't unless he flies a helicopter) it's not "his personal time."

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    2. @6:01 Maybe he's on a really tight budget and has to watch his spending. Eating out everyday at work gets ridiculously expensive and it isn't necessary. It's not cheap living in Lafayette, either. Maybe he's got a couple of kids in college. If he's getting ready to retire, every dime you can save will be a richer retirement for you. Maybe he just prefers his wife's cooking. Maybe he's on a special diet for medical purposes. Maybe he misses his dog. Could be any number of reasons.

      Additionally, the full effect of Obama's inability to get the economy back up and functioning was slow to effect the upper incomes and they haven't recovered as quickly.

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  5. I understand that there will be fog at the coast tonight, but it will be clear inland. Thanks to KCBS for letting me know! :-D

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  6. Claudine's Legs makes up for all the babble on here!!!

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  7. Never understood why KCBS has weather "on the 8's". I mean, does it change that often during the day? And Bunger is back to "KCBS news time---" every 2 minutes, maddening. Almost as bad as sing song Kim Foster the other morning, the fiiiiives.

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  8. It appears KGO is running on greatly reduced power - very poor reception in the North Bay for the last 18 hours...

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  9. Rich you said about KCBS:

    They could, GOD FORBID, run extra time on a Phil Matier segment or a news interview that is interesting...instead we get this nonsense every day and it is deplorable.

    It drives me f$#@#ing crazy when they are interviewing someone and say we only have 15 seconds left...I mean WTF.


    Rich, I know I'm a broken record but maybe you can put your tag line at the end of each blog.

    RICH LIEBERMAN 415 MEDIA
    TV, Radio, Internet...dishing dirt since 2001

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    1. @5:02 Why is that so important to you? Just curious.

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  10. I WILL NOT LET THIS GO! I DEMAND INFORMATION ON THE JEFF ADACHI INVESTIGATION!

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  11. This may be obvious, but why doesn't Owens start his own podcast? Figure he has two or three loyal advertisers and about a dozen regulars he could kibbitz with for an hour straight (no breaks).

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  12. Over & Over
    Try KTVU's newscasts that are basically 50% police stories.
    No real news
    The other half is 50% weather.
    What a skimpy news presentation.

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  13. Confucius say man who cheat on wife should not be sanctimonious.

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  14. Any comments on Angie filling in for Armstrong and Getty...real improvement, or Gil in for Pat Thurston last Friday? Now if they would make Armstrong and Getty go bye bye and have Angie take it over. Gil take over Mark, and Nikki do the 3 o'clock thing solo...would be such an improvement

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  15. While driving I like to know that if it :15 or :45 that I can switch over to KCBS and catch a sports report. Same with news at the top of the hour and at :30 as well as the weather "on the 8's".

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  16. you know whats driving me crazy? john rothman cant pronouces his S's and sometimes he mumbles his way through his answers..but its always funny when he is on the verge of tears with his trump groupies who seem to call him in tandem every night

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  17. Meanwhile, the super beautiful Norah O'Donnell will be starting as CBS Evening News anchor on Monday. Now that is a capable newswoman worthy of having a crush on!

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