Point: Frank Somerville is a thoughtful, passionate news anchor with compelling thoughts about life he posts on Facebook.
Counter-Point: Frank Somerville is a complete sanctimonious, overly righteous asshole who preys on his sycophants.
Point: Jan Wahl is a movie buff who loves Hollywood pictures.
Counter-Point: Jan Wahl is the biggest yenta in the business who raves about women movies and thinks every Cate Blanchett film is a classic.
Point: Ross Palombo is a competent news anchor who is a bit of misfit but reads copy adequately.
Counter-Point: Ross Palombo is a misguided, phony, drama schmuck with the news acumen of a pregnant hyena.
Point: The KNBR Morning Show is a great program for Giants fans and their client base.
Counter-Point: The KNBR Morning Show is a four-hour audio colonoscopy with enough anal warts to satisfy a Bangkok bordello. Dude!
Point: Darya Folsom has a big following on KRON.
Counter-Point: Darya Folsom is the most obnoxious, illiterate, narcissist in Bay Area TV News history. And the fake doughnuts aren't helping.
Point: Mike Mibach is a decent enough anchor who is thought-provoking and ground-breaking.
Counter-Point: Mike Mibach is a total disaster based on false emotion and passion.
Point: Raj Mathai is a breath of fresh air and provocative insight.
Counter-Point: Raj Mathai is more two-faced than all the Jokers combined on every Batman movie.
Point: Gasia Mikaelian is a spunky news anchor who is the life of the newsroom.
Counter-Point: Gasia Mikaelian is the most over-the-top yenta whose own news staff thinks she's an embarrassment to KTVU.
Point: Larry Krueger is quite knowledgeable about sports.
Counter-Point: Larry Krueger is the biggest talks-from-both-side-of-his-mouth, putz since the days of Milt Kahn.
Point: Damon Bruce is a serviceable sports radio host.
Counter-Point: Damon Bruce thinks his shit doesn't stink.
Point: Ronn Owens has the ego the size of California.
Counter-Point: Ronn Owens has an ego the size of Uranus.
Point: Reggie Aqui brings spirit to the KGO-TV Morning Show.
Counter-Point: Reggie Aqui is to "newsman" is what Mel Gibson is to bar-mitzvahs.
Point: Armstrong and Getty are quite hilarious.
Counter-Point: Armstrong and Getty are about as fun and exciting as a one-legged, blind, hooker with malaria.
Point: John Lund is a free-thinker.
Counter-Point: John Lund proves one thing: Darwin was wrong.
Point: Tracey Watkowski is a News Director who loves to take chances.
Counter-Point: Tracey Watkowski is a careless, obnoxious, prima donna with less people skills than a drunk southern pastor.
Point: Allen Martin is a good guy to have a beer with.
Counter-Point: Allen Martin is the kind of guy that puts orange juice in Jack Daniels.
Point: Chip Franklin is a real great listen and charmer.
Counter-Point: Chip Franklin has about as much charm and buzz as a used condom found on Turk and Eddy St.