Tuesday, August 23, 2016

Point Counter-Point

 POINT COUNTER-POINT

Point: Frank Somerville is a thoughtful, passionate news anchor with compelling thoughts about life he posts on Facebook.

Counter-Point: Frank Somerville is a complete sanctimonious, overly righteous asshole who preys on his sycophants.

Point: Jan Wahl is a movie buff who loves Hollywood pictures.

Counter-Point: Jan Wahl is the biggest yenta in the business who raves about women movies and thinks every Cate Blanchett film is a classic.

Point: Ross Palombo is a competent news anchor who is a bit of misfit but reads copy adequately.

Counter-Point: Ross Palombo is a misguided, phony, drama schmuck with the news acumen of a pregnant hyena.

Point: The KNBR Morning Show is a great program for Giants fans and their client base.

Counter-Point: The KNBR Morning Show is a four-hour audio colonoscopy with enough anal warts to satisfy a Bangkok bordello. Dude!

Point: Darya Folsom has a big following on KRON.

Counter-Point: Darya Folsom is the most obnoxious, illiterate, narcissist in Bay Area TV News history. And the fake doughnuts aren't helping.

Point: Mike Mibach is a decent enough anchor who is thought-provoking and ground-breaking.

Counter-Point: Mike Mibach is a total disaster based on false emotion and passion.

Point: Raj Mathai is a breath of fresh air and provocative insight.

Counter-Point: Raj Mathai is more two-faced than all the Jokers combined on every Batman movie.

Point: Gasia Mikaelian is a spunky news anchor who is the life of the newsroom.

Counter-Point: Gasia Mikaelian is the most over-the-top yenta whose own news staff thinks she's an embarrassment to KTVU.

Point: Larry Krueger is quite knowledgeable about sports.

Counter-Point: Larry Krueger is the biggest talks-from-both-side-of-his-mouth, putz since the days of Milt Kahn.

Point: Damon Bruce is a serviceable sports radio host.

Counter-Point: Damon Bruce thinks his shit doesn't stink.

Point: Ronn Owens has the ego the size of California.

Counter-Point: Ronn Owens has an ego the size of Uranus.

Point: Reggie Aqui brings spirit to the KGO-TV Morning Show.

Counter-Point: Reggie Aqui is to "newsman" is what Mel Gibson is to bar-mitzvahs.

Point: Armstrong and Getty are quite hilarious.

Counter-Point: Armstrong and Getty are about as fun and exciting as a one-legged, blind, hooker with malaria.

Point: John Lund is a free-thinker.

Counter-Point: John Lund proves one thing: Darwin was wrong.

Point: Tracey Watkowski is a News Director who loves to take chances.

Counter-Point: Tracey Watkowski is a careless, obnoxious, prima donna with less people skills than a drunk southern pastor.

Point: Allen Martin is a good guy to have a beer with.

Counter-Point: Allen Martin is the kind of guy that puts orange juice in Jack Daniels.

Point: Chip Franklin is a real great listen and charmer.

Counter-Point: Chip Franklin has about as much charm and buzz as a used condom found on Turk and Eddy St.




21 comments:

  1. Point: Dr Bill Wattenburg is one the greatest men ever to shape America into the great country it is today. His love for Truth & American Justice knows no bounds & Greenville is truly blessed to have him as one of their citizens.
    Counter-Point: Bunghole!!!

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  2. When I see Mike Mibach I think of William Hurt in Broadcast News.

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  3. Rich is on FIRE!! I damn near lost my lunch on this one.
    Counter-Point: Ross Palombo is a misguided, phony, drama schmuck with the news acumen of a pregnant hyena.

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  4. IF we are going to call down Dibley on his lisp,then it should be noted that Ross's has gotten more pronounced over the last few months.
    Ross,the late Keba..I guess a good strong voice means nothing in this day and age.

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  5. Dam Rich, who nutted in your coffee?

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  6. I like doughnuts.

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    1. I've never met a doughnut I didn't eat.

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  7. OMG! Over the top funny. And so true. Okay interns, go stick up for your pimps. Can't wait to see the reactions.

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  8. Spot on, Rich! This should be a regular feature.

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  9. Yet another list I'm not on. I swear I haven't made it in this market until I get on one of your lists, Rich. :)

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  10. Point -- Leonardo DiCaprio never met a woman he didn't like.
    Counter Point -- Leo never met Roberta Gonzales

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  11. "Counter-Point: Ross Palombo is a misguided, phony, drama schmuck with the news acumen of a pregnant hyena."

    Why the hate and insults thrown at pregnant hyenas?

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  12. We must continue to protect Natasha from the evil-doers that reside here.

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  13. Point: Claudine Wong should have her own newscast.

    Counter Point: It will never happen due to the haters who run
    Fox 2.

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  14. Only the tip of the iceberg when it comes to criticizing Gasia Mikaelian; clueless, a constant false note, everything, EVERYTHING, about her persona, her delivery and her shocking lack of insight is a disaster...

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  15. Point: Darya Folsom's boobs have a big following.

    Counterpoint: Darya Folsom is a boob.

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  16. more point counterpoint. jon miller -worldy announcer ''chase Headly'' with English accent shows he's traveled -counterpoint- he acts as if his radio listeners can see what he's seeing maybe cause he's used to being on television a lot.

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  17. Fake doughnuts! That was good Lieberman - keep it up

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  18. Good point on Trixie the Wonder Witch TV News Director at the once mighty ABC 7. She's living large off smart decisions made by folks many moons ago.

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  19. Point: Traffic reporting is a piece of cake, KPIX

    Counter Point: A daily train wreck, LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

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