Thursday, March 24, 2016
Top 10 Bay Area Media People You Just Want To STFU
1. STAN BUNGER/SUSAN LEIGH TAYLOR/KCBS
Your over-analytical blustery has become nauseating; the relentless questions; the overbearing chatter of your voice; your weather blah, blah, blahs, take a break.
Leigh Taylor insists upon her daily gagfest of "On the way in from Pacifica, I saw sprinkles" YAWN!
2. JON BRISTOW/JENNIFER JONES-LEE/KGO RADIO
Talk about blah, blah, blah. Nauseating double spectacle --and they wonder why their ratings are in the toilet.
3. JASON MIDDLETON/KGO RADIO "BUSINESS" EDITOR
I guess if you kiss enough ass you can have anything; this pathetic narcissist and Ronn Owen's bitch has enough hot air to fill SF Bay.
4. CHEF RYAN SCOTT/KGO: I say we gather a ton of arugula and gag this douchebag --what a pile of horse doo. Listening to him is a broadcast enema.
5. BRIAN COPELAND/KGO: A certified pompous asswipe whose self-importance borders on uber-extreme. Copeland, yeah, real genius: cuts up Chronicle and NY Times articles and asks for "comments" on his Facebook page, what a complete schmuck. Byron Allen would be proud though.
6. KNBR MORNING SHOW: A blasphemous double-cacophony of audio hemorrhoids perpetrated by two white college frat boys; seriously, two guys in their fifties who utter "dude" every five seconds, what a bunch of pathetic Neanderthals --Murph: Moron #1 with his endless pop-culture references; as if he was there; the fake voice; the multiple UCLA references as if Northern California really fucking cares about his Bruins (Good timing, Murph)--maybe you can tell us too about how many times you orgasmed when the Giants won the World Series...And then there's "Pooowlie Mac" with his awful diarrhea songs, so bad it would make a khia pet keel over.
7. AARON PERO/KRON NEWS DIRECTOR: A truly hideous hateful man with willing and able sycophants who march to his orders. Makes underlings squirm; takes delight in seeing young reporters cry; a true BULLY in every sense of the word. He's constantly "behaving badly"--take note, Stan Roberts.
8.CHIP FRANKLIN/KGO: A suffocating, obnoxious, pathetic squall of a man who allegedly does a talk show; no, not really, Franklin is Cumulus' house shill selling toilet paper, pillows, diets, financial plans, toe fungus pills, cracker jacks, shit, Chip, no wonder Mr. Softie can't stand your ass.
9. DREX SHOW/KGO: As a certain presidential candidate says, "What a TOTAL disaster!" --this awful show, pure dreck, has a short shelf life; the primary suspect being a total putz whose "producer" was so enthralled she quit. Now, the inmates running the asylum search for the next victim.
10. NATASHA ZOUVES/REGGIE AQUI/KGO-TV "MORNING": Quite possibly the WORST TV show ever to hit the Bay Area. These obnoxious blowhards both deserve each other, another TOTAL DISASTER with TERRIBLE RATINGS and CLUELESS direction from the Circle7 miscreants. Please, when they appear, hide the kids, lock the doors, HURRY!