*Frank Somerville, yeah, serious TV news journalists take to Facebook to show their soul. You're a regular Gandhi.
*The incredibly annoying new edict on local TV newscasts: anchors now showing fake concern about draught with endless nods to weatherman/lady: "This rain is so great, we really need it." Just shut up already, really.
You INSULT most viewers who are smart enough to see sincerity versus phony. I keep seeing this BS played out night after night. Clue: Just stick to the teleprompter and read your script.
*Frank, I could care less if you were to wear a thousand hair plugs. It's your righteousness and utter bullshit. Look up the word, "vanity", Frank.
*KTVU: the most dysfunctional TV station in the market next to KRON.
*Heather Holmes is not only intensely insecure she has numerous vendettas --all the which make her a terrific anchor, right? Wrong. Holmes is a class-A diva with limited depth and an abundance of ego. Maybe she and her snot are destined for Toledo.
*I've never seen more nervous news readers than I do at Channel 2. If their management were as persistent in telling air talent not to talk to me as they are with news presentation, then their ratings would be better, chitty-chat talk and all, god, speaking of bullshit.
*Ross Palombo: between the fake voice and on-air histrionics he'd be great at KRON. Wait a minute!
*Heather Holmes and the other diva: Darya Folsom: boob tube en fuego.
*Jana Katsuyama: KTVU's new starter showcase. Great, basically a 2016 Wendy Tokuda who doesn't flub her lines. OMT, JK, 86 the arrogance displayed around co-workers, some of whom think you're a witch.
*Mike Mibach: trying every day to act like Chuck Todd.
*Today on Facebook, Frank's gonna get choked up by a woman in Fremont who plays the ukulele with her toes.
*THIS JUST IN: Somerville gets real deep with his legion of FB fans: offers prayers for ailing Toonces, the driving cat.
*Early Sunday morning on KNBR: more dead air than a Colma cemetery plot.
*Whispers galore as to what the hell happened, on-air, Friday Night with KRON's Gary Radnich, who seemed flustered and all shook up, at best. I didn't see it just heard even digital boy who washes his car was perplexed.
*Damon Bruce is about due to tell you he's great, again. We haven't heard it for at least 5 minutes.
*KQED, the land of millionaire managers --internal strife galore at PBS-SF but haven't we been down this road before? They never learn.
*Only the Chronicle would try to brag that Sean Penn once wrote opinions for the rag. Bizarre, even by Comical standards.
*Reggie Aqui and Natasha Zouves: A really bad Steve and Eydie. By the way, that new morning show? Great, how revolutionary --keep on dancin'.
*KTVU News Director to prospective reporter: Can you talk like a pirate?
*BREAKING NEWS: Nobody that I know of is pregnant at KPIX but things could change.
*That new weather gal at KRON is apparently aware of Bentley man, so yeah, just like the last counterpart, put out word that she wants no part of his schtick.
*Wilkes Bashford is having a vodka over with Herb Caen in heaven.