Thursday, January 14, 2016

KTVU Drama; The Feuding Diva and The Sanctimonius Vet; He Hates Her; She Can't Stand Him; Holmes and Somerville Steamed Duet at KTVU

 
 
The FEUDING DIVA and the SANCTIMONIUS ANCHOR!
 
KTVU ANCHOR WARS!
 
Don't be fooled by the picture to the left. This is flat out WAR!
 
WAR, Boys and Girls.
 
He (Frank Somerville) can't stand her (Heather Holmes); in fact, when she fills in for Julie Haener, he has a pissing match in the back office with the boys.
 
She really can't stand him either; to the point where she thinks he's trying to ace her out.
 
Meanwhile, senior staffers were laughing behind the scenes as she did a live shot from SFO before her goofy trip to Houston to cover the NFL meetings. (That went over real well with one producer) Like me, the producer was incredulous that management sent her on assignment to cover a sports story--only problem is "she has zero sports knowledge!", said a source.
 
That's the least of KTVU's problems, for now.
 
The Frank VS Heather duet is better, maybe not so much for KTVU and the FOX hounds but delicious consumption for everyone else.
 
We'll be watching and reaching out.
 
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21 comments:

  1. Frank Dumberville is so fake, just like his hair plugs!

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  2. I'll vote for Holmes over Somerville. He takes himself a little too seriously. Sounds like he hyperventilates before every sentence.

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  3. Heather Holmes and Ken Wayne make a better combo.

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  4. Hmph...the last time I saw a Steaming Duet like these two is when I left a Steaming Duet on Bouley's driveway.

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    1. Little Ronnnnny Lowenstein, 3rd Street Elementary SchoolJanuary 16, 2016 at 4:37 AM

      I remember those! They were neat!

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  5. I'll tell you one thing... that morning show at 9am is so atrocious that I'm sure journalism professors at UC Berkeley are on the verge of projectile vomiting.

    First off, they sit there on the set and it looks like the Three Stooges. The background is the Oakland Estuary... yes, I said that right...the Oakland Estuary! How exciting. It's just about as photogenic as the Port of Stockton, perhaps worse. C'mon now, the Bay Area is a very scenic place -- there's got to be something better for a background than the Oakland Estuary. Camera angles are off, camera cues are off, framing (composition) is bad, they look uncomfortable all sitting there like stooges -- you get the picture. They're so engrossed with their laptops it looks like they've totally abandoned their VIEWING audience -- the people out there who count on them for some sort of reassurance. When you lose eye contact with the viewers it's over my friends. It's absolutely the worst Bay Area local TV show. KTVU should cancel it and avoid further embarrassment while perhaps hardly anybody knows about the show yet.

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  6. How about an in depth article on Chip at KGO and some of the ridiculous, outlandish and biased bullshit he says every day. From calling people that don't agree with his line of thinking idiots (daily) to telling an obvious elderly man that his parents should have been sterilized before he was born when the man expressed a viewpoint (and valid on at that) that was opposed to Chip's way of thinking. Also, when the old man couldn't hear him and said "pardon"...he mocked him on the air before hanging up on him. I can't believe he gets away with this bullshit on everyone's "beloved" KGO. Speak on him, Rich. Or are you a fan?

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    1. Chip is a grinder. His website says so.

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  7. She is really bad as an anchor/reporter/entertainer, and isn't really all that attractive either. Not fugly, but not hot either.

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    1. RL, why do you let HH's ex keep on posting. ...

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    2. I'm not a fan either. Cannot stand her nasally teleprompter reading. The way she says (SEKYOURITY) instead of 'security' drives me to mute the TV. Yes, I think she THINKS she's hot, but she's okay.

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  8. Look up KTVU Mornings on 2 at 9am in the encyclopedia (yes, I'm that old). First word in description-painful.

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  9. Heather is hot. Can I buy her dinner?

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  10. Hey Heather go eat a Fucking Sandwich. As for as Chipman Franklin goes...there are no words for him except maybe You're FIRED.

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  11. Or, "I reached out, but my arms were too short."

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  12. The new motto I love is KPIX's "The home of original reporting." Yeah, it's original reporting if all you watch is KPIX for your news.

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  13. I guess I'm a news junkie or with the horrible state of TV news I need to watch two or three broadcasts at once. It is not hard considering all of the BS which goes on you look back and forth to the different screens and only one has something of interest.

    Concerning Heather I think she is delicious but my guy friends tell me I'm into bitches anyway which might explain my interest. Provided Heather could keep a box of Kleenex handy I'd gladly procreate with her. I think we could have at least one kid a month up to a dozen.

    Noel Walker would make a better anchor than Heather the few times I've seen her fill in she was impressive...

    Broadcast news has gone the way of The Chronicle and Examiner. Does anyone bother with them anymore?

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  14. Heather is painful to watch. She seems more like a shark to me. When she sat in for Julie Hainer it felt like she was auditioning for her spot. I feel like she would do better in a market like Texas. At least she stopped appealing to her shoe fetish fans.

    And the real question is WHY was she reporting on the Raiders deal? Don't they have at least 3 sports reporters on staff at Fox2? And that's why they send? Who is she blackmailing/sleeping with? That's the real story.

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  15. ,she's pretty hot but did she blow snot out her nose?

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    1. it sort of oozed out of her nose directly into her mouth...on live TV! Used to think she was smoking hot but now every time I see her I think of that image. Retch!

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