SOMERVILLE-- The God of KTVU
I'm not that spiritual of a person but I do have instinctual beliefs.
I do believe Frank Somerville to be KTVU's God. I believe it because, knowing Frank, he believes it and that's the only thing that counts.
Frank has unbelievable power and is bigger than life and every teleprompter on the planet.
Frank is not only a mere news reader, he's Superman and Batman times a million. Anchorman? God has so many more titles, he's insulted at your anchorman reference. God is going to change the world. I have it on good authority that God is going to change everything you ever heard about journalists, uh, wait, (remember, Frank is God) God is perfect, purdy too. How do I, a mere civilian know this? Because I know a God when I see one and Somerville is that. God wants to change the world. He didn't get into the business to "get on TV." That's just not him. "I'm here to save the world." God doesn't care about hair plugs. That would make him a mere mortal. Only mere mortals care about string beans and hair plugs. That's not God's MO. So sacred.
Bow all you little people.
And may the teleprompter of hair be with you.