Tuesday, October 13, 2015

Today on the Gil Gross Show

 1. Gil talks to Dr. Sanjay Bootypuh about why men enjoy the visual of a woman's ass in their face.

2. 3 minute phoner with a guy in South Dakota, Hans Johnson, on how to hold an erection for 10 hours without Viagra.

3. Gil speaks with a crime expert, Gilda MaBurglury, on how you can protect your house when the bad guys break in.

4. Gil has a detailed, 10-minute one-on-one with physic, Baldy McFuckface, on some wild new early predictions for 2016.

5. Gil talks to noted animal trainer, Sheila Foxturden. on how humans can make virtual love to their pet cats.

6. Gil talks to Cole Crapper, acclaimed SF sewage PR man, on how to make your stool sample into an Christmas decoration.

7. Gil spends a few minutes with a woman in Florida who swears she spotted Big Foot in her bedroom refrigerator.

8. Gil sings a Beatles duet with Rhoda: "We all live in a SF submarine."

9. In honor of new time slot, Gil speaks with IHeart SF Program chief, Gubin Drekkin, on how to do a 4-hour radio talk show and keep 25 people interested.

FINALLY...Gil rounds out the hour with renowned child psychologist, Dr. Brenda Tiddlybeara, on teens in Utah who can play the piano with their toes.

14 comments:

  1. Gil, you Fat Fuck, get off the air, do you understand me?

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  2. Rich, you and Macky are the only 2 listening!!

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  3. So it's Gil 10-2 and Spencer Hughes is out.....cold the way they treated Hughes.

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    1. Why is it cold?

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    2. At least Spencer Hughes had a fair amount of time to say good-bye to his audience which is way more than KGO gave. I think they should keep Hughes and toss Corey and Joel.

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  4. I have no idea what crap I just read...because KRON just reported about Caltrain in San Mateo hitting a pedestrian (I'm losing count now)....while Pam was giving us the report all the while the KRONVICTS had footage of a VTA accident.... Anyone want to clue KRON in that VTA does not go as far north as San Mateo.

    I'm starting to considered only watching SNL's Weekend Update as ACTUAL news compared to this drek!

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  5. Not a huge Hughes fan but he's way better than Gil. Both KGO and 910 have no idea how to get good talkers anymore.

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  6. Bedroom refrigerator?

    She can't walk twenty feet for a snack in the middle of the night?

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  7. Hughes is out? I didn't hear that, Gil was on this afternoon as usually. I had some hope for 910 after the best hosts on KGO was fired, but after trying hard they have totally flopped. I believe their biggest problem is they don't want calls, and as much as I think Gil's show is for the most part boring and predictable, at least he does interviews. Joel and Corey are so lame I cannot listen at all. Spencer although never a favorite of mine, use to have some redeeming qualities, such as his belief in total equal rights (meaning the right to marry) for gays, which meant when he took calls, his shows could be pretty interesting. He also use to do fun subjects, such as who would be your dream date (date or alive) for the prom (mine Paul Newman and/or John F Kennedy) or what was/is your favorite car (mine an early sixties Corvette convertible or a BMW, the corvette belonged to a boyfriend the BMW to me) those kind of subjects, when you take calls, are usually fun and your political leaning do not matter. Instead 910 thinks that having a host on for 3 or 4 hours, mostly trying to fill the air about himself (or herself) is entertaining, it is not, it is boring as hell, and gets very repetitive as the host tries to fill the time all by himself, thus ending up using too many words and boring the hell out of us listener..

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    1. They can't afford to take calls.
      They can't afford the call screeners.

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  8. Always nice to see material from the old Gong show being recycled...

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  9. The old Doghouse from Wild 94.9 going to Talk910. Can't imagine anyone in that target demo listening to AM at all.

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  10. Number Nine?, Number Nine? I can absolutely imagine. They would try singing first in Harmony, then as a Round Robin, including that pleasant but uneducated sounding black guy.

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  11. You forgot to mention Gil's phoner with Mildred Tallywacker-Pumice about ten ways for today's women to inexpensively prevent creating penile abrasions. I found that interview quite helpful.

    And I take my hat off to Mildred for that brief quotation she cited from Mae West. I personally think Mae West is about the sexiest woman to have ever lived! Prior to me, that is!!

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