1. Gil talks to Dr. Sanjay Bootypuh about why men enjoy the visual of a woman's ass in their face.
2. 3 minute phoner with a guy in South Dakota, Hans Johnson, on how to hold an erection for 10 hours without Viagra.
3. Gil speaks with a crime expert, Gilda MaBurglury, on how you can protect your house when the bad guys break in.
4. Gil has a detailed, 10-minute one-on-one with physic, Baldy McFuckface, on some wild new early predictions for 2016.
5. Gil talks to noted animal trainer, Sheila Foxturden. on how humans can make virtual love to their pet cats.
6. Gil talks to Cole Crapper, acclaimed SF sewage PR man, on how to make your stool sample into an Christmas decoration.
7. Gil spends a few minutes with a woman in Florida who swears she spotted Big Foot in her bedroom refrigerator.
8. Gil sings a Beatles duet with Rhoda: "We all live in a SF submarine."
9. In honor of new time slot, Gil speaks with IHeart SF Program chief, Gubin Drekkin, on how to do a 4-hour radio talk show and keep 25 people interested.
FINALLY...Gil rounds out the hour with renowned child psychologist, Dr. Brenda Tiddlybeara, on teens in Utah who can play the piano with their toes.