What's going on at CNN? Do they not have no shame, (see above)?
Who's minding the store? Wait a minute. Maybe that's the problem to begin with.
CNN needs a colon cleanser ...a new beginning. A fresh start. The most objective observer on the planet would take a look at CNN and discover the obvious: the 24/7 cable news outlet has become a certifiable news albatross.
Don Lemon? Gimme a break.
Jake Tapper: Are you kidding me?
Anderson Cooper: You look sort of embarrassed. We understand.
I was under the impression CNN had been kidnapped by a bunch of 3rd-tier players rejected by the Atlanta Falcons practice squad. Wait a minute, they couldn't be any worse from the daily mush CNN dishes out to the viewing public.
And they wonder why the ratings are in the toilet?
BREAKING NEWS: "Dear Ted Turner, help! Please" Sincerely, The USS Zucker.
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