Teddy is a fairly small poodle but his power transcends the usual canine media scene in the city by the bay.
Teddy belongs to syndicated-radio raconteur, Michael Savage.
He gets first-class treatment. Specialized meals at the North Beach Restaurant complete with boned chicken and his own sauce.
He barks out sane ornate real-time, real-people talking points and this, despite the fact he's a dog! Go figure!
A host of other poodles are talking a political career, but so far, Teddy's not barking.
The only things on his plate, (besides the chicken), are sailboat trips and long walks with his master, Mr. Savage.
Word on the streets is he's looking to make a significant move soon. We aren't privy to the entire story but we hear that Teddy has his sights on a significant SF media property. Don't tread lightly here. This dog has a lot of bite. Particularly on the filthy streets of this city that used to know how--said his confidant: His real name is THEODORABLE SAVAGE, HIS NOSE KNOWS HOW BAD IS THE STENCH IN SAN-FILTH-ISCO.
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